{"id":428,"date":"2010-07-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/20\/excel-twitter-20100720\/"},"modified":"2010-07-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-20T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100720","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/20\/excel-twitter-20100720\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100720"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spreadsheet coma? I&#8217;ve had that. Usually caused by ingesting large quantities of Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My mouse wheel doesn&#8217;t work in Excel. My job duties are primarily concerned w\/ data analysis. No witty hashtag; it&#8217;d simply be expletives. <\/li>\n<li>Excel VBA is my paintbrush, these General Ledger spreadsheets are my canvas, and Kaskade is my muse. Time for the artist to work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>yup, at Google almost all projects are managed with just a Google spreadsheet. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>My husband is the awesomest person ever. And I&#8217;m not just saying that b\/c I exploited his love of Excel for my own personal project. #fb <\/li>\n<li>I declare the Pivot Table to be the most awesome thing EVER. <\/li>\n<li>Cannot internet today. I haz a spreadsheet coma. #Mondays <\/li>\n<li>I LOVE lists; just made an Excel spreadsheet w\/ everything needed for camping for the week, &amp; it&#8217;s all color coded. My #OCD at it&#8217;s finest! <\/li>\n<li>nothing like a wendy&#8217;s spicy chicken sandwich to counter a long day of spreadsheet editing. <\/li>\n<li>I keep a spreadsheet of the number of days w\/out smoking. Sometimes not wanting to mess that up is the only thing that saves me. <\/li>\n<li>I just calculated that it takes 142000 ants to cover 1 km but excel was naughty and gave me wrong calculations it seems. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I appear to have a one-track mind today. This is what Spreadsheets do to me. Don&#8217;t let Excel happen to you&#8230; or someone you love #justsayno <\/li>\n<li>I hope I didn&#8217;t look stupid lying my ass off about my excel skills&#8230;only to find out I had to take a skill assessment test &gt;.&lt; <\/li>\n<li>The shorter route to &quot;Paste as a value&quot; in Excel 2010 is the best thing in Office 2010 so far!!! <\/li>\n<li>I wish I could turn this excel workbook into a glass plate and smash it against the wall <\/li>\n<li>#Excel 2007 file size: 63 MB. Same file saved as csv file? 8 MB. Gotta love Excels efficiency and space saving there. <\/li>\n<li>Gantt Charts look sexier when created in MS Excel. Gantt Chart in MS Project is like vermiform appendix in human body &#8211; useless! <\/li>\n<li>My kids leave in 48 hours for vacation. I&#8217;m dealing with this by ingesting large quantities of microsoft excel. <\/li>\n<li>I hate spreadsheets and have one to do now. You&#8217;re either a spreadsheet kind of person or not and I&#8217;m soooo not. <\/li>\n<li>Have spent most of my day making a spreadsheet of HR pages on intranet. Most of which are out of date or irrelevant. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spreadsheet coma? I&#8217;ve had that. Usually caused by ingesting large quantities of Excel. My mouse wheel doesn&#8217;t work in Excel. My job duties are primarily concerned w\/ data analysis. No witty hashtag; it&#8217;d simply be expletives. Excel VBA is my paintbrush, these General Ledger spreadsheets are my canvas, and Kaskade is my muse. Time for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/20\/excel-twitter-20100720\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100720&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}