{"id":431,"date":"2010-07-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/23\/excel-twitter-20100723\/"},"modified":"2010-07-23T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100723","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/23\/excel-twitter-20100723\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100723"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been distracted from Excel by your <a title=\"fried bee hoon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.noobcook.com\/2010\/06\/07\/fried-bee-hoon\/\">fried bee hoon<\/a>? No, it&#8217;s not caused by sitting on a deck chair that&#8217;s been baking in the sun, when you take your laptop outside to work.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I click on an internal webpage link on who to contact in another department&#8230; and it DOWNLOADS AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET. Really? REALLY?! #FAIL <\/li>\n<li>Starting to think setting off code to double loop 300k cells in Excel was a bad idea on my netbook (sips coffee) <\/li>\n<li>Typing gym workouts into an Excel document. My holidays from work are WILD so far. <\/li>\n<li>My fried beehoon is distracting me from my excel :&lt; <\/li>\n<li>i am now known as the excel wizard, this is good and bad, awesome to be known for something sucks cause i now get more work haha <\/li>\n<li>Why does no one go on dragons den with an excel spreadsheet and a set of financial projections. <\/li>\n<li>when they ask me to do an Excel spreadsheet at work I be thinkin you want a GOOD one or like just an informative one?? <\/li>\n<li>Still working. Just wondering whether to re-do the spreadsheet I accidently didn&#8217;t save earlier today or pack up for the evening. <\/li>\n<li>Oh yes, I also screwed up explaining how pivot tables work. I hope they don&#8217;t think I was exaggerating my Excel expertise. <\/li>\n<li>New computer monitor at work. I can now see all of columns from A to Z in excel without scrolling. Today is a special day. <\/li>\n<li>Does being given more Excel spreadsheet tasks mean you are moving up in an organization? #doom <\/li>\n<li>Is it too geeky to use a spreadsheet to choose a diamond ring to propose? <\/li>\n<li>Me thinks me need another coffee, got some excel vba code to try to sort written by someone else!!!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been distracted from Excel by your fried bee hoon? No, it&#8217;s not caused by sitting on a deck chair that&#8217;s been baking in the sun, when you take your laptop outside to work. I click on an internal webpage link on who to contact in another department&#8230; and it DOWNLOADS AN EXCEL &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/23\/excel-twitter-20100723\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100723&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}