{"id":442,"date":"2010-07-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/26\/excel-twitter-20100726\/"},"modified":"2010-07-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100726","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/26\/excel-twitter-20100726\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100726"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s the 11-year-old who&#8217;s taking his time to finish that spreadsheet. If it&#8217;s someone else, I hope the boss doesn&#8217;t read Twitter!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>taking my time doing this Excel spreadsheet for my boss. i coulda finished it in 5mins, but ill give it to her in 30 *shrugs* <\/li>\n<li>Showed 11yr old step-son how to use Excel. He&#8217;s been making a spreadsheet of ATL restaurants for us. #childlabor <\/li>\n<li>we named excel @ work Lecxe, like a fancy Lexi. &amp; we tell the excel go to guy that Lecxe is a bitch when it something doesnt work right. <\/li>\n<li>Excel question: Anyone know how to make excel dispense beer? That would be really helpful about now. <\/li>\n<li>life decisions in excel spreadsheet format. My world&#8217;s have collided! <\/li>\n<li>Time to build a stronger relationship w\/ excel spreadsheet. I can smell monday already <\/li>\n<li>the only words I like in conjunction with &#8216;spread&#8217; are &#8216;chocolate&#8217; and &#8216;bed&#8217;&#8230; none of this &#8216;sheet&#8217; business. Excel confuses me! <\/li>\n<li>Rule #1 &#8211; the critically important Excel spreadsheet you are looking for on you computer will never be found, ever; it&#8217;s lost, forever dude <\/li>\n<li>Examining the hidden Excel data in a telco&#8217;s PPT chart, I found far more data than they intended to release. If only I could read Russian. <\/li>\n<li>was spending a perfectly wasteful saturday. At some point a blank spreadsheet got involved, now its 14Mb and i have a stiff neck. damn! <\/li>\n<li>Fighting the urge to bypass Excel and make pretty charts in Illustrator \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Time to make a sexy spreadsheet about how much money college loans will cost me. Spoiler: Too much. <\/li>\n<li>It might just be me, patsy cline, and this very large excel file for the rest of the night. <\/li>\n<li>I would look at your spreadsheet but have just discovered I dont have excel <\/li>\n<li>You know you work a lot in Excel when you have a Book5 and a Book100 open simultaneously. <\/li>\n<li>A summary pivot table?! There goes my weekend. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s the 11-year-old who&#8217;s taking his time to finish that spreadsheet. If it&#8217;s someone else, I hope the boss doesn&#8217;t read Twitter! taking my time doing this Excel spreadsheet for my boss. i coulda finished it in 5mins, but ill give it to her in 30 *shrugs* Showed 11yr old step-son how to use &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/26\/excel-twitter-20100726\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100726&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}