{"id":444,"date":"2010-07-28T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/28\/excel-twitter-20100728-2\/"},"modified":"2010-07-28T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100728-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/28\/excel-twitter-20100728-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100728"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, how big is that person&#8217;s monitor? I can only see 975 full cells on mine (at 100%), and my eyes are sore at the end of the day.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I think I just installed 100TB of microsoft products in order to be able to spend a couple of hours reviewing a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>@keithlaw Baseball is played on a field, not a spreadsheet, Keith. &lt;== my impression of a dinosaur <\/li>\n<li>excel, you are killiing meee!!! When I say that I don&#8217;t want borders on the chart, that doens&#8217;t mean you can leave a bottom border!!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: when calculations within program take massive amounts of time, blame MS Excel interop first and foremost <\/li>\n<li>After making fun of colleague&#8217;s lack of skill w\/Excel, the file he sends me on last day of work is corrupted. He gets the last laugh. <\/li>\n<li>my new monitor allows me to see 2,470 cells in Excel at once.. spreadsheet heaven.. <\/li>\n<li>Then the most common thing heard is &quot;Dave, you know computers. Can you help me with this &#8211; I dunno how to use excel&quot; <\/li>\n<li>So the database I&#8217;ve spent the whole day working on was actually meant to be a spreadsheet. Copy and paste, my life is in your hands <\/li>\n<li>And now the accounts. Excel hates me more than the dog does, so this should be&#8230;fun. *Headdesk!* <\/li>\n<li>I know a state agency that keeps their entire database in an excel spreadsheet backed up on a flash drive. #stuffofnightmares <\/li>\n<li>Excel 2007 is stupid!!! I want my chart wizard back! <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel\/Spreadsheets it&#8217;s just like Lego (my childhood favorite) because I&#8217;m a spreadsheet monkey &amp; can build anything in Excel! #fb <\/li>\n<li>he&#8217;s not joking about the spreadsheet. 100% nerd. But 100% AWESOME!! <\/li>\n<li>definitely couldn&#8217;t do a job that normally involves this much excel spreadsheet action <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, how big is that person&#8217;s monitor? I can only see 975 full cells on mine (at 100%), and my eyes are sore at the end of the day. I think I just installed 100TB of microsoft products in order to be able to spend a couple of hours reviewing a spreadsheet. @keithlaw Baseball is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/28\/excel-twitter-20100728-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100728&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}