{"id":445,"date":"2010-07-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/29\/excel-twitter-20100729\/"},"modified":"2010-07-29T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100729","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/29\/excel-twitter-20100729\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100729"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think the people from the first two tweets work in the same office?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>not really feelin this work thing today. who on twitter tryna see me in EXCEL Battleship?!?! lol. <\/li>\n<li>Why is it that I always ends up doing other peoples Excel work. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>So you have to colour-code a spreadsheet. What&#8217;s the first colour you go for? &#8230; That&#8217;s right. Bubble gum pink. <\/li>\n<li>I can pivot-table 65k lines of data in my mac with 5 key strokes, this PC I couldnt even find the &quot;Save As&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Making Excel spreadsheets look pretty and making sure formulas work properly since this morning. <\/li>\n<li>#overheard &quot;Dude, Excel ROCKS! I love it you can do so much with the filters&quot;. \/\/ HA! Office nerd. <\/li>\n<li>Well, that spreadsheet destroyed the part of my brain I wanted to hold on to&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Aah, my eyes! This spreadsheet colouring seems to be the worst of the 1960s depicted via the medium of artificially coloured vomit <\/li>\n<li>LOVE IT when I find an error in one excel-generated graph that causes me to have to redo 15 slides. <\/li>\n<li>My coworker is talking to his spreadsheet and singing it songs. Sad what you have to do to make Excel work. <\/li>\n<li>I wish there was a cross between Excel and Word. Excel spreadsheet but Word abilities within the cell&#8230; That would be sweet! <\/li>\n<li>Literally, this is how a problem is explained that I&#8217;m needed to help with. &quot;I can&#8217;t make it go &#8216;bzzzzz&#8217; around the cell [in Excel].&quot; #FML <\/li>\n<li>my boss today: &#8216;so the client is wondering why his excel file doesn&#8217;t light up like a Christmas tree and do an automatic song and dance?&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>Just overheard someone in the office refer to a spreadsheet as a &quot;spreado&quot;. If I ever use that particular piece of posh slang, shoot me. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to think of how to create a spreadsheet that will accomplish today&#8217;s tasks&#8230;I think excel is my adult security blanket. <\/li>\n<li>I love waking up with a solution to a problem, knowing my subconscious has been working on it in my sleep. Today it was about a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re teaching a 4-year-old to write code?&quot;Well certainly I don&#8217;t want him out there, you know, learning Excel macros ON THE STREET! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think the people from the first two tweets work in the same office? not really feelin this work thing today. who on twitter tryna see me in EXCEL Battleship?!?! lol. Why is it that I always ends up doing other peoples Excel work. \ud83d\ude41 So you have to colour-code a spreadsheet. What&#8217;s the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/29\/excel-twitter-20100729\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100729&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}