{"id":4465,"date":"2023-01-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-27T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=4465"},"modified":"2023-01-24T15:36:11","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T20:36:11","slug":"microsoft-excel-sea-shanties-lyrics-by-chatgpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2023\/01\/27\/microsoft-excel-sea-shanties-lyrics-by-chatgpt\/","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft Excel Sea Shanties &#8211; Lyrics by ChatGPT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was Robert Burns Day on Wednesday (January 25th), so I asked ChatGPT to write an Ode to Excel, in the style of Burns&#8217; poem, Address to a Haggis. The results were entertaining, and inspired me to prompt it for an Excel song, in the style of a sea shanty. See if you enjoy the results!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>Robert Burns Tribute<\/h3>\n<p>You can read the full &#8220;Ode to Excel&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/debradalgleish.com\/blog\/2023\/01\/25\/ode-to-excel-for-robert-burns-day-by-chatgpt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">on my Debra D blog<\/a>, and I&#8217;ve put the first verse below. I like the way the poem &#8220;burns&#8221; the other spreadsheets, and says Excel is the best.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Fair Excel, the pride of spreadsheets,<br \/>\nAbove all others, thou dost excel.<br \/>\nThy rows and columns, so neat and orderly,<br \/>\nLeave Google Sheets and Apple Numbers in misery.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3>Another Ode to Excel<\/h3>\n<p>It took a few tries, with a variety of ChatGPT prompts, before I found the perfect &#8220;Ode to Excel&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the first verse, and the chorus, from one of the earlier versions, and it reminds of a sea shanty.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Address to a Spreadsheet, ye data-crunchin&#8217; beastie,<br \/>\nGreat tool o&#8217; organization and efficiency,<br \/>\nIn rows and columns, ye keep us all in line,<br \/>\nAnd make our numbers add up just fine.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus:<\/p>\n<p>Spreadsheet, Spreadsheet, ye&#8217;re a wonder o&#8217; technology,<br \/>\nAye, aye, Spreadsheet, ye mak our work a breeze.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3>Write an Excel Sea Shanty<\/h3>\n<p>Obviously, after reading that poem, I had to ask ChatGPT to write a sea shanty about Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Shanty<\/strong>: a song sung by sailors in rhythm with their work (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/shanty\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Merriam-Webster Dictionary<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And it did not disappoint me! The Excel sea shanty lyrics are shown below, with four verses, and a rousing chorus.<\/p>\n<p>I suggest that you sing it to the tune of &#8220;Wellerman&#8221;. I&#8217;ve put the video a little further down the page, in case you&#8217;re not familiar with it.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy singing\/stomping\/clapping along!<\/p>\n<h3>Excel Is the One \u2013 Sea Shanty<\/h3>\n<p>Ho ho and a bottle of rum,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets are quite glum,<br \/>\nExcel is the king on the throne,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets are just stone.<\/p>\n<p><em>Excel is better, it&#8217;s plain to see,<br \/>\nAll the others are history,<br \/>\nExcel is the one, the only way,<br \/>\nTo organize your data every day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Numbers and charts, Excel can handle,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets will just mishandle,<br \/>\nExcel is the master of the game,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets are just a shame.<\/p>\n<p><em>Excel is better, it&#8217;s plain to see,<br \/>\nAll the others are history,<br \/>\nExcel is the one, the only way,<br \/>\nTo organize your data every day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Formulas and macros, Excel can do,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets will just fall through,<br \/>\nExcel is the ruler of the land,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets just can&#8217;t stand.<\/p>\n<p><em>Excel is better, it&#8217;s plain to see,<br \/>\nAll the others are history,<br \/>\nExcel is the one, the only way,<br \/>\nTo organize your data every day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So raise the anchor and set sail,<br \/>\nExcel will never fail,<br \/>\nOther spreadsheets are just a joke,<br \/>\nExcel is the spreadsheet that will evoke.<\/p>\n<p><em>Excel is better, it&#8217;s plain to see,<br \/>\nAll the others are history,<br \/>\nExcel is the one, the only way,<br \/>\nTo organize your data every day<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics by ChatGPT, prompted by Debra Dalgleish<\/p>\n<h3>Wellerman Sea Shanty \u2013 Nathan Evans<\/h3>\n<p>To inspire your Excel sea shanty singalong, here&#8217;s a video with Nathan Evans singing Wellerman, a sea shanty that was wildly popular on YouTube and TikTok last year.<\/p>\n<p>People who had never heard a sea shanty before, were happily singing along with this one. This video has 224 million views, and almost 4 million likes! The Wellerman lyrics are on YouTube, if you want to follow along.<\/p>\n<p>The Wellerman tune would be perfect, if you want to sing the &#8220;Excel is the One&#8221; sea shanty, with the lyrics shown above. I know this from personal experience \u2013 just ask my neighbours! <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-winkingsmile\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/wlEmoticon-winkingsmile.png\" alt=\"Winking smile\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qP-7GNoDJ5c\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3>Barrett&#8217;s Privateers \u2013 Stan Rogers<\/h3>\n<p>Next, here&#8217;s my long-time favourite sea shanty, Barrett&#8217;s Privateers, written and sung by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stan_Rogers\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the late Stan Rogers<\/a>, who was a popular Canadian singer-songwriter.<\/p>\n<p>You can read more about the song and its plot on <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stan_Rogers\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the Barrett&#8217;s Privateers page on Wikipedia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/stanrogers.net\/the-music\/song-archive\/barretts-privateers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">lyrics for this video&#8217;s song are on the Stan Rogers website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/s0CvSIhF_tA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3>More Inspirational Excel Songs<\/h3>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to hear more Excel songs, check out my previous post, with <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2021\/05\/28\/friday-fun-excel-songs-by-professor-clint-tuttle\/\">tunes by professor Clint Tuttle<\/a>. My favourite Clint Tuttle song is &#8220;Excel Funcs&#8221;, a parody of &#8220;Uptown Funk&#8221;, by Bruno Mars. The video is top quality, with amazing singing and dancing \u2013 just like you&#8217;d see every day, in your office or school!<\/p>\n<p>And who could forget the chart-topping Excel hit from May 2011 \u2013 &#8220;Pivot Tables Make Everything Just Right&#8221;? The song was written by youarentbenjamin, and performed with other members of his group project at school.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the video, to help make your Friday &#8220;just right&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GwbSJFtRmDw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3>Video: Compare Sales in Excel Pivot Table<\/h3>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have any Excel songs on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@contextures\/videos\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">my Contextures YouTube channel<\/a>, but this pivot table video helps you compare &#8220;sales&#8221;. And sea shanties sometimes mention &#8220;sails&#8221;, so it&#8217;s pretty close, right?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HvG0m-pVH-A\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>___________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Microsoft Excel Sea Shanties &#8211; Lyrics by ChatGPT<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/excelseashanties01b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px currentcolor; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Microsoft Excel Sea Shanties - Lyrics by ChatGPT\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/excelseashanties01b_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Microsoft Excel Sea Shanties - Lyrics by ChatGPT\" width=\"450\" height=\"225\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>___________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was Robert Burns Day on Wednesday (January 25th), so I asked ChatGPT to write an Ode to Excel, in the style of Burns&#8217; poem, Address to a Haggis. 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