{"id":448,"date":"2010-07-31T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-31T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/31\/excel-twitter-20100731\/"},"modified":"2010-07-31T09:32:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T13:32:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100731","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/31\/excel-twitter-20100731\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100731"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there any proof that a man invented pivot tables? Or just an assumption?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There are about 73 different graph and chart types in Excel and I think the Powerpoint I&#8217;m reading contains all of them. #deathbypowerpoint <\/li>\n<li>What would u do if u lost a grant for $900k bc you forgot to fill in one worksheet of 12 excel workbooks consisting of over 200 worksheets <\/li>\n<li>Cranky as hell and being forced to work on Excel balance sheets. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>If this excel spreadsheet was a ukelele I&#8217;d smash it over the head of whoever password protected it. <\/li>\n<li>Hey, my 220MB .xls spreadsheet keeps crashing my Excel! Fix it! O_O &lt;facepalm&gt; <\/li>\n<li>&#8230; Excuse me. I need to go scream into something soft and thick. The last hour&#8217;s worth of work has been gobbled by Excel &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Oh can I just say, I really hate it when people bring their babies into work. It&#8217;s not fun for anybody involved. Babies don&#8217;t like Excel. <\/li>\n<li>hahaa sometimes I do crazy dances if I solved a tricky Excel problem \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>Just said the words &quot;I love Excel and pretty spreadsheets.&quot; If I start mentioning acronyms like ROI or KPI, someone come smack me. <\/li>\n<li>I have a big excel sheet w\/ a gazillion functions in it and my head just formed a huge knot&#8230; \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Earned my Excel &quot;Junior Ninja&quot; badge yesterday. Now I want to VLOOKUP everything and put it into a Pivot Table. <\/li>\n<li>I made my first pretty Excel spreadsheet; work is getting to me. <\/li>\n<li>A simple, &quot;Let&#8217;s spend a weekend in the Poconos.&quot; has turned itself into an Excel spreadsheet comparing HomeAway rentals. I love my wife. <\/li>\n<li>God bless the man that invented Excel pivot tables &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>This English major has spent way too much time with Excel this week. We need to break up but our codependency issues are off the chart.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there any proof that a man invented pivot tables? Or just an assumption? There are about 73 different graph and chart types in Excel and I think the Powerpoint I&#8217;m reading contains all of them. #deathbypowerpoint What would u do if u lost a grant for $900k bc you forgot to fill in one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/07\/31\/excel-twitter-20100731\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100731&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}