{"id":450,"date":"2010-08-03T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20100803\/"},"modified":"2010-08-03T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-03T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20100803\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100803"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew that spreadsheets could help you meet new friends, or at least be accosted by strangers on the street?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just learned how to make charts in Excel. Slightly weirded out by the fact that I now have a job that requires this. <\/li>\n<li>Creating a spreadsheet of possible short fiction markets. Not a nerd. Shut up. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel is pretty much the best thing ever, except when it&#8217;s being a pain in the ass. Which is freaking ALWAYS <\/li>\n<li>I, um, only discovered the &quot;countif&quot; function in Excel last week. Half a statistical PhD! Might have finished it if I&#8217;d known. <\/li>\n<li>Staring into the abyss of an Excel spreadsheet. I&#8217;m damn sure it&#8217;s staring back at me, and winning. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m making a spreadsheet to make sure I watch Buffy and Angel in air date order. <\/li>\n<li>I reckon I will soon be talking in excel formulas.. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft got it right with Excel. I hate supporting Microsoft. I hate Bill Gates. No one should have that kind of money. But I love Excel. <\/li>\n<li>just saw a man on K street wearing my &quot;i love spreadsheets&quot; t-shirt. obv i stopped him and we bonded over our mutual love of excel. <\/li>\n<li>Spent 5 minutes of &quot;making spreadsheet&quot; time on scratching mosquito bites. Smh <\/li>\n<li>Happiness is discovering a new Excel trick that just saved me lots of time&#8230;absolute cell ref. OK, maybe that&#8217;s &quot;duh&quot; but I&#8217;m happy \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, make another spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I think my screen hates Excel.. It starts buzzing every time I open a spreadsheet&#8230; Seriously! #Weird <\/li>\n<li>I keep track of all the jobs I apply for on a spreadsheet. I named the first tab of 80+ applied to, FAIL and started a new tab called Take 2 <\/li>\n<li>No job should ever be described as an &#8216;exciting opportunity&#8217; if it involves Excel. <\/li>\n<li>you know you don&#8217;t need guns to take down the government. Just a simple worm that uninstalls Excel. Ha <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew that spreadsheets could help you meet new friends, or at least be accosted by strangers on the street? Just learned how to make charts in Excel. Slightly weirded out by the fact that I now have a job that requires this. Creating a spreadsheet of possible short fiction markets. Not a nerd. Shut &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20100803\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100803&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}