{"id":451,"date":"2010-08-04T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/04\/excel-twitter-20100804\/"},"modified":"2010-08-04T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100804","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/04\/excel-twitter-20100804\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100804"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whether you&#8217;re helping your baby, your spouse, or your mom, family time always goes better with Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ok time to PANIC!.. Ive lost the main spreadsheet for reporting.. can everyone check their desks, drawers, etc in case they have it? kkthnx <\/li>\n<li>I need to learn excel. It&#8217;s super complicated and hard to use, but super useful at work! Are there courses at NUS? <\/li>\n<li>staring at a spreadsheet wondering the best way to play with the data&#8230;wonder if a lie down will help <\/li>\n<li>I draft all my tweets in a large Microsoft Excel spreadsheet so it looks like I&#8217;m doing important work. <\/li>\n<li>Tryin 2 help my mom wit a spreadsheet on excel..she has NO patience wit these things at@..so imma jus do it for her so she don&#8217;t irritate me <\/li>\n<li>Finally leaving work, if only I knew enough about excel I could&#8217;ve been home many hours ago <\/li>\n<li>Hey Excel is messin with me too. Lets wait for him round the corner after work tomorrow and kick his ass. <\/li>\n<li>Great, been staring at green excel columns for long enough that I&#8217;m seeing purple columns everywhere else I look <\/li>\n<li>The cleaner has just cleaned my desk whilst I was sat at it. She entered random characters into my spreadsheet as she wiped the keyboard. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to fix my wife&#8217;s spreadsheet and NOTHING stays fixed! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m making an invoice in Excel. it&#8217;s as exciting as it sounds. <\/li>\n<li>Victory &#8211; managed to get an excel spreadsheet to save AND keep its formatting AND formulae. My logic and Excel&#8217;s usually mismatch. <\/li>\n<li>The teacher would be like &#8216;Open excel and complete the spreadsheet at [web address]&#8217;, didn&#8217;t tell us how. So we didn&#8217;t. <\/li>\n<li>Because I am some kind of manager, I would lilke to do {thing} using a spreadsheet. This is true for almost all known values of thing. <\/li>\n<li>Family BBQ this weekend; email chain a mile long; family of CPA&#8217;s&#8211;an Excel spreadsheet to list all the food planned was inevitable. <\/li>\n<li>Dahlia and I will be working on baby&#8217;s first spreadsheet today. Gotta learn Excel at some point. <\/li>\n<li>Surely I&#8217;m not the only who counts down the days to a vacation with a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether you&#8217;re helping your baby, your spouse, or your mom, family time always goes better with Excel. Ok time to PANIC!.. Ive lost the main spreadsheet for reporting.. can everyone check their desks, drawers, etc in case they have it? kkthnx I need to learn excel. It&#8217;s super complicated and hard to use, but super &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/04\/excel-twitter-20100804\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100804&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}