{"id":454,"date":"2010-08-07T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/07\/excel-twitter-20100807\/"},"modified":"2010-08-07T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/07\/excel-twitter-20100807\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100807"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, cookies never magically appear when I&#8217;m working on a spreadsheet. Maybe it was just a hallucination, caused by spreadsheet madness.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>U know ur in the land of the geeks when u over hear somebody telling their spreadsheet, &quot;oh, come on baby&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Used my first spreadsheet today. How cool are they? I say used as I haven&#8217;t worked out how to make one!!! ;0) <\/li>\n<li>sometimes, when creating a spreadsheet template, it is possible to overthink it. #justsayin <\/li>\n<li>Ok be honest, did you know that a single cell in Excel spreadsheet is limited to 1024 characters? Wonder how they picked that number? <\/li>\n<li>Is there such a thing as spreadsheet madness? #fb <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet, database, whatever. It&#8217;s all the same, right? See also: Passport vs. library card. <\/li>\n<li>\u00a3235m government database shut down. I could have made them a nice spreadsheet for half that. With different colour fonts and all that jazz. <\/li>\n<li>So I was walking along northumberland street thinking about an excel problem I&#8217;m having. An idea hits me, I could do a massive pivot. <\/li>\n<li>I have clearly been absorbed in this spreadsheet. A cookie just appeared next to me, and I have no idea where it came from. #fb <\/li>\n<li>just figured out I could save chart templates in excel&#8230;. yrs of life gone reformatting graphs&#8230; #MoreTimeForTwitter <\/li>\n<li>everytime i resize a cell, excel recalculates everything, how am i ment to work under these conditions? <\/li>\n<li>So proud of myself for using a macro in Excel! I didn&#8217;t even know what that was 5 minutes ago and now it saved me hours of work <\/li>\n<li>Trying to set this spreadsheet on fire with my mind <\/li>\n<li>you are prettier than the most wonderful spreadsheet ever made with lots of formulas and perfect formatting x <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, cookies never magically appear when I&#8217;m working on a spreadsheet. Maybe it was just a hallucination, caused by spreadsheet madness. U know ur in the land of the geeks when u over hear somebody telling their spreadsheet, &quot;oh, come on baby&quot; Used my first spreadsheet today. How cool are they? I say used as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/07\/excel-twitter-20100807\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100807&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}