{"id":464,"date":"2010-08-13T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/13\/excel-twitter-20100812-2\/"},"modified":"2010-08-12T15:09:58","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T19:09:58","slug":"excel-twitter-20100812-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/13\/excel-twitter-20100812-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100813"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image4.png\" width=\"117\" height=\"104\" \/> Now that you mention it, that spreadsheet does look like it was attacked by a psychedelic snail.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>curse you excel charts, internet research, and the burrito i had for lunch! &gt;:O <\/li>\n<li>I found a disturbing excel formula used in a report at work =IF(AK47&gt;0,&quot;Deceased&quot;,&quot;&quot;) &#8211; no, we don&#8217;t sell AK47s <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet programming sucks. Like, totally. <\/li>\n<li>In the meeting I likened the colours on the progress spreadsheet to a trail left by a psychedelic snail. No-one shared my view. <\/li>\n<li>I have this sneaking suspicion the other researchers won&#8217;t appreciate my color-coded spreadsheet, or its pastel color palette. <\/li>\n<li>Yeah, so I get a little thrill out of finding a new use for a pivot table in Excel, what of it? <\/li>\n<li>Work seriously making me question my undying love for Microsoft Excel. Too much of a good thing can be awful. <\/li>\n<li>Just showed a coworker charts in Excel. May have changed both out lives. #awesomesauce <\/li>\n<li>Just learned that the &quot;Panic&quot; button on tbs.com instantly turns your screen into an excel spreadsheet..for when your boss comes. #convenient <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if the spreadsheet habit is a left-brainer&#8217;s version of making a mindmap to understand the big picture? <\/li>\n<li>You know you work with data when you prefer to use excel for note taking. <\/li>\n<li>You know your friends are bankers when &quot;great day at work&quot; stories begin with &quot;so my boss gave me this project to do in Excel.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Why is the first real project at any job automatically a spreadsheet? I&#8217;m fine with excel, but honestly&#8230; It&#8217;s a worrisome trend! <\/li>\n<li>Ah. Heh. My problem is employees who can&#8217;t remember things I&#8217;ve told them already, like &quot;don&#8217;t try to open excel files in word&quot;. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I wish I could lock a program as my desktop background. Mine would be a large Excel sheet for notes, data, &amp; multi-stage computation. Yours? <\/li>\n<li>Thanks you, Excel macros, for making my afternoon in spreadsheet land shorter. At least in the boring parts of spreadsheet land <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that you mention it, that spreadsheet does look like it was attacked by a psychedelic snail. curse you excel charts, internet research, and the burrito i had for lunch! &gt;:O I found a disturbing excel formula used in a report at work =IF(AK47&gt;0,&quot;Deceased&quot;,&quot;&quot;) &#8211; no, we don&#8217;t sell AK47s Spreadsheet programming sucks. Like, totally. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/13\/excel-twitter-20100812-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100813&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":465,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions\/465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}