{"id":469,"date":"2010-08-17T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20100817\/"},"modified":"2010-08-17T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100817","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20100817\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100817"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image6.png\" width=\"112\" height=\"118\" \/> I&#8217;m not a medical professional, but if Excel makes your blood pressure go up, you probably shouldn&#8217;t use it to track your blood pressure readings.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My yogi tea tag today says &#8216;Obey, serve, love, excel.&#8217; By that they must mean my spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>Someone went and deleted a whole block of formulas and data from my back up spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>So bored and sick of this Excel workbook. As soon as I finish it they add more or change something! Eurrrgh. <\/li>\n<li>I am on fire* at work today. (*metaphorically &#8211; I am just quite good at using Microsoft Excel) <\/li>\n<li>Ever realize an Excel sheet is like..never ending? <\/li>\n<li>My wife just finished 10 hours work and then accidentally deleted the excel file it was in from the USB key. Yuk!!! <\/li>\n<li>A rainy day and a foreboding Excel spreadsheet gets me back on Twitter. Social media escaaaape! <\/li>\n<li>Got some organising to do. On an Excel spreadsheet. This is all new to me. But definitely not exciting. <\/li>\n<li>Dear excel having undo button next to save does not seem ideal&#8230; #fatfingers <\/li>\n<li>Just made a spreadsheet of textbook prices. I feel so adult. <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;m still so amazed at how superbly awesome vlookup and pivot table are. excel ftw! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel. I know I&#8217;m abusing you by having 18 spreadsheets open, but PLEASE stop complaining. I need you to work with me. Love, Chris. <\/li>\n<li>excel training at work. fun times. (note the sarcasm) <\/li>\n<li>Looked for a good #winmo app to track my #bloodpressure readings. Just using Excel. Can&#8217;t figure out how to make chart update though <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m looking up youtube videos on Starcraft 2 multiplayer strategy. I&#8217;m an excel spreadsheet away from being permanently single. <\/li>\n<li>Why do people insist on using a wide range of bright colours to categorise data in spreadsheets?? My eyes are melting&#8230; #excel #joy <\/li>\n<li>Just been suggested to me that an excel file with the suffix xlsx is a bit risque. Think I work with some oddballs sometimes <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a medical professional, but if Excel makes your blood pressure go up, you probably shouldn&#8217;t use it to track your blood pressure readings. My yogi tea tag today says &#8216;Obey, serve, love, excel.&#8217; By that they must mean my spreadsheets. Someone went and deleted a whole block of formulas and data from my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20100817\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100817&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}