{"id":477,"date":"2010-08-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-23T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/23\/excel-twitter-20100823\/"},"modified":"2010-08-23T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100823","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/23\/excel-twitter-20100823\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100823"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image10.png\" width=\"153\" height=\"137\" \/> Ah, George Costanza &#8212; now there&#8217;s someone you want to take career advice from. He probably measured his Excel charts with a real-life ruler too.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today I had to add a checkbox to an Excel spreadsheet. Tomorrow, contemplate life decisions that led me to this. <\/li>\n<li>Definitely Excel. The spreadsheet is the official computer application of the Big 10 conference. <\/li>\n<li>Our nerd wedding spreadsheet now shows guests&#8217; locale as a chart. It also has a lookup table for who we need RSVPs from. <\/li>\n<li>Being eaten alive by an Excel spreadsheet is certainly not a good way to go. <\/li>\n<li>I would like to announce that I have just made a beautiful pivot table in excel following 3 hours of vertical lookups. Today was a schoolday <\/li>\n<li>To a person who is visual and creative, an Excel spreadsheet is like the devil. The devil disguised in stupid formulas that don&#8217;t work. <\/li>\n<li>I guess I should say I love Excel spreadsheets that *I* made. Coping w\/ others can be (fill in the expletive). <\/li>\n<li>I can create a 7x nested If statement in Excel, and have it work perfectly, but try and get a simple =IF(C3=F28,1,0) epically fails&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Having a hard time finding a solution to my Excel problem online when I don&#8217;t know how to describe what I want to do. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t believe I just closed my excel sheet without saving it, a whole days work down the cyber toilet! <\/li>\n<li>Yes, that IS me measuring Excel charts on my computer monitor with a real-life ruler. Do YOU know a better way to do it?! <\/li>\n<li>Taught the partner I work for how to do complicated Excel functions. You know, like adding two numbers together and making a column total. <\/li>\n<li>I have never written a line of Visual Basic code in my life yet i spent the last 5 hours debugging an Excel macro written in VB for work <\/li>\n<li>Is it freakish that I have an excel spreadsheet saved to my desktop called &#8216;makeup&#8217;? \ud83d\ude10 <\/li>\n<li>Today, I used Excel to itemize and colour code a grocery shopping list. <\/li>\n<li>Yes, yes, I know what a spreadsheet looks like. :)) But I need to know how to make one. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Tip George Costanza style: if your chatting at work hit &quot;enter&quot; really hard, it looks as if you&#8217;re struggling with your Excel sheet <\/li>\n<li>you know you&#8217;ve been working too hard when you have to get a spreadsheet out to explain a joke to your co-workers <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, George Costanza &#8212; now there&#8217;s someone you want to take career advice from. He probably measured his Excel charts with a real-life ruler too. Today I had to add a checkbox to an Excel spreadsheet. Tomorrow, contemplate life decisions that led me to this. Definitely Excel. 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