{"id":481,"date":"2010-08-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/26\/excel-twitter-20100826\/"},"modified":"2010-08-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100826","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/26\/excel-twitter-20100826\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100826"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image12.png\" width=\"84\" height=\"105\" \/> It&#8217;s a good thing that I don&#8217;t have a spreadsheet allergy. They do make me laugh occasionally though, and not just the pivot tables.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I want a hot shower and a good spreadsheet. I am a woman of simple pleasures&#8230; That&#8217;s code for dork. <\/li>\n<li>Made a pivot table joke in training today :)No one laughed \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Whoa! Why did I had to turn 32 before I discovered the magic of Excel pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>I spent most of this morning cracking an Excel spreadsheet. It&#8217;s like cracking the Da Vinci code but less fun and more formulas&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Why does Excel always crash on me? I give it so much love and affection an&#8217; attention an&#8217; it just throws it right back in my face \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I cannot represent the requested information in a spreadsheet. I need an N-dimensional space! <\/li>\n<li>I opened Excel and showed Operations Specialist her graph options and it turns out she did not want a graph. She wanted a chart. <\/li>\n<li>My 10+ yrs of work experience doesn&#8217;t teach me how to be a better excel user at all.. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel more than is strictly healthy, but let&#8217;s face it: spreadsheets are an instrument of class war. <\/li>\n<li>How come all good news always results in some kind of excel spreadsheet that I have to make &#8211; My hilarious boss. <\/li>\n<li>And now Excel just closed down in the middle of me working on a spreadhseet. Just lost 20 minutes of work. Today is awesome. <\/li>\n<li>okay i was stiffling a giggle there and a colleague asked me if i was okay i said its my spreadsheet making me go mad! lol x <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll get you my spreadsheet&#8230;.and your little formula too!! <\/li>\n<li>I just realized I have a spreadsheet allergy. I&#8217;ve been working in one for about an hour and I feel like crud. <\/li>\n<li>funny how sloppy record-keeping turns into a detailed excel spreadsheet. I hate it when that happens! <\/li>\n<li>4 Marketeers, 3 finance bods and a legal bod to work out how to make a drop down list in Excel. I think we need training <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Validation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataVal01.html\">Excel Data Validation<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing that I don&#8217;t have a spreadsheet allergy. They do make me laugh occasionally though, and not just the pivot tables. I want a hot shower and a good spreadsheet. I am a woman of simple pleasures&#8230; That&#8217;s code for dork. Made a pivot table joke in training today :)No one laughed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/26\/excel-twitter-20100826\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100826&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}