{"id":483,"date":"2010-08-25T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/25\/excel-twitter-20100825\/"},"modified":"2010-08-25T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-25T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100825","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/25\/excel-twitter-20100825\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100825"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image13.png\" width=\"98\" height=\"140\" \/> Meetings, interviews, shonky data, and mad formulas &#8212; no wonder we&#8217;re losing brain cells!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What do professional procrastinators do when they are trying to avoid doing work? Think about it &#8211; when you&#8217;ve finished that spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s a problem of design, IMO: Excel allows one to do things which they really should not be doing in Excel in the first place <\/li>\n<li>Did Excel test to see if I&#8217;m an &#8216;expert user&#8217;. However, their route to the answer is much longer than what I did. Do I get extra points? <\/li>\n<li>Sitting in a meeting where there is a lot of talk ab numbers, staring at a spreadsheet with numbers. I need my highschool math tutor asap <\/li>\n<li>The excel charts are a bunch of trash. My momma can do better than these! <\/li>\n<li>Is it bad if I close someone&#8217;s access to an Excel spreadsheet on the file server, because they&#8217;re hogging it, without telling them first? <\/li>\n<li>watching youtube videos on excel pivot tables. i better get that freakin job&#8230;.. <\/li>\n<li>I just saw the worst Excel macro-enabled workbook ever spawned. Guaranteed. <\/li>\n<li>My husband keeps trying to show me his Excel spreadsheets he made for work&#8230;.#idon&#8217;tcare <\/li>\n<li>I would love to get the brain cells back I have wasted on Excel and Access <\/li>\n<li>A solid days work and I&#8217;ve managed to imported 1.5 files from Excel to SQL. People who save shonky data need banning from computers. <\/li>\n<li>why do you wanna work here? i dont. this is place requires excel. so i thought id get promoted quick #AndMyInterviewWasOver <\/li>\n<li>Ah, #Excel. You&#8217;ve got to love those mad formulas that you come up with that only make sense to you and no-one else. <\/li>\n<li>Boy do I love how @Microsoft apps freeze up my Mac as they load. It&#8217;s like a vacation, with the Excel splash screen instead of palm trees. <\/li>\n<li>excel is still the one product that i love from MS. nothing even comes close. <\/li>\n<li>need a master class on Pivot table if tou have any spare time \ud83d\ude42 will clap and go OOOOO as much as you want <\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t Excel have undo shut down not saved spreadsheet like firefox has undo closed tab <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meetings, interviews, shonky data, and mad formulas &#8212; no wonder we&#8217;re losing brain cells! What do professional procrastinators do when they are trying to avoid doing work? Think about it &#8211; when you&#8217;ve finished that spreadsheet. it&#8217;s a problem of design, IMO: Excel allows one to do things which they really should not be doing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/25\/excel-twitter-20100825\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100825&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}