{"id":485,"date":"2010-08-27T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20100827\/"},"modified":"2010-08-27T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20100827\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100827"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image14.png\" width=\"182\" height=\"171\" \/> If I received that colourful Excel file from a client, I&#8217;d probably crack open a bottle of wine too. If you&#8217;re going to get a headache anyway\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I had three wishes, one of them would be for Excel to display multiple rows of worksheet tabs. <\/li>\n<li>This obv. my professor&#8217;s 1st time using a computer. Thas awesome seeing as the whole course is excel based <\/li>\n<li>A company whose business relies on data mining is using Excel, no pivot tables, and horrible graphs is difficult to respect. <\/li>\n<li>haha before my boss got to my dept. 2 yrs ago they had never seen a pivot table. We&#8217;re both like geniuses to these people <\/li>\n<li>LOL my fake excel sheet worked&#8230; my boss was kind of surprised that i was actually working #asif <\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;d like to see the spreadsheet I&#8217;ve worked on for 3 weeks, let me know. I&#8217;ll have to remove all confidential data, it will be blank. <\/li>\n<li>I was trying to randomly sort rows in Excel &amp; no matter what tips I followed, it failed. Each solved problem led to another. <\/li>\n<li>Donned my reading glasses in the hopes that the aura of wisdom will penetrate this nasty excel piece of work. *shakes fist at screen* <\/li>\n<li>My boss at a previous job used spreadsheet cell borders to make diagrams. A part of me died that day. <\/li>\n<li>excel is horrible. I can alway tell when the guy next to me at work is using it, because he starts swearing at bill gates <\/li>\n<li>Things learned at work today: Microsoft Excel was made to make people want to get headaches and Kick Babies. True Story. <\/li>\n<li>when I am a rich man, I will pay someone to do my laundry and all my Excel charts for the rest of my life <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll struggle through the day&#8217;s work if you will? *glares at Excel* <\/li>\n<li>Damn.. Talk about a double-downer at work this afternoon. I&#8217;m staying late to play with Excel, &amp; I won&#8217;t be going to Seattle. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>You know what&#8217;s scary is that I just opened up an excel spreadsheet full of mumbly jumbly and I actually understood what it meant oO <\/li>\n<li>Very colorful excel spreadsheet I received from a client. It brightens up my office: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2idlsz\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2idlsz<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 8 o&#8217;clock. Just opened a bottle of Pinot Noir. Getting comfortable. Got a hot date tonight with a really large Excel spreadsheet. #fb <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I received that colourful Excel file from a client, I&#8217;d probably crack open a bottle of wine too. If you&#8217;re going to get a headache anyway\u2026 If I had three wishes, one of them would be for Excel to display multiple rows of worksheet tabs. This obv. my professor&#8217;s 1st time using a computer. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20100827\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100827&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}