{"id":487,"date":"2010-08-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20100830\/"},"modified":"2010-08-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100830","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20100830\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100830"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/image15.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"126\" \/>I&#8217;ve run into a few monster spreadsheet, but never a dingo, and none that were funerary coloured.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gym or coffee or fruit shake or spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>You are the first person ever to tweet me &quot;I love Excel&quot; You are either breathtakingly awesome, or a glutton for punishment. <\/li>\n<li>This may be weird, but I am a bit curious. I opened up a 41oz bag of Starbursts, so I started a spreadsheet to track the flavor breakdown. <\/li>\n<li>Just to clarify, this is via C#, where Excel interop is like a day at the proctologist. <\/li>\n<li>When Excel is repeatedly crashing and reporting no memory, that&#8217;s a sign I&#8217;m not supposed to do this spreadsheet. Or so I tell myself. <\/li>\n<li>Just helped my wife with some Black-Belt level Excel-Fu, Pivot Table style. *flex* *pose* HYYAAAAH! <\/li>\n<li>Making the kinds of charts in excel you might assign someone in a 5th grade stats class. Oddly pleasant experience on a brain dead Friday. <\/li>\n<li>I love my Mac. I love Excel. I do not love Excel on the Mac. <\/li>\n<li>Take that, Excel! #dreamingOfTheDayICanForgetEverythingIKnowAboutExcel <\/li>\n<li>Found out yday that my boss did really similar degree to me (fine art\/critical theory) must be why we both a fear of Excel <\/li>\n<li>When u save a worksheet backwards in Excel sometimes get msg-Loss of Fidelity. @johncusack Think that&#8217;d be a good sequel to &quot;High Fidelity&quot;? <\/li>\n<li>I tackle most of my life problems w\/ Excel, which has most effectively solved my &quot;not working hard enough at being unlikably nerdy&quot; problem. <\/li>\n<li>Too many people call themselves future CEOs when they can&#8217;t even work a simple excel worksheet. <\/li>\n<li>just had my mind blown by the awesome power of Excel pivot tables and filtering. Best part tho? I can gradient color code like a rainbow! <\/li>\n<li>That Excel dingo ate my baby (spreadsheet). I&#8217;m hating Microsoft for multiple reasons now. <\/li>\n<li>As a child you think there are monsters under the bed; As an adult you think there are monsters in your Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Putting some pivot table kung fu to my wife&#8217;s consignment sales. She&#8217;s not impressed. <\/li>\n<li>the premium-minded excel chart I painted was called &quot;funerary colored&quot; by the boss. so I googlized it. hahaha! <\/li>\n<li>The numbers still don&#8217;t match. But the spreadsheet keeps looking nicer and nicer. Do you think that&#8217;ll work? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve run into a few monster spreadsheet, but never a dingo, and none that were funerary coloured. Gym or coffee or fruit shake or spreadsheet? You are the first person ever to tweet me &quot;I love Excel&quot; You are either breathtakingly awesome, or a glutton for punishment. This may be weird, but I am a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20100830\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100830&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}