{"id":496,"date":"2010-09-03T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/03\/excel-twitter-20100903\/"},"modified":"2010-09-03T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100903","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/03\/excel-twitter-20100903\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100903"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image1.png\" width=\"112\" height=\"106\" \/> Hooray! It&#8217;s the start of a long weekend. Then, next week, we can get back to Excel, and our uber complicated code, and feel like the smart kids in class.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Either A I am getting old or B I am getting mature. I am happy I get to work in Excel this morning to build a report <\/li>\n<li>What version of Excel are you using? If the charts in Excel 2007 aren&#8217;t sexy enough then your raw data must look really bad&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>LoL @ me training this new old lady .. She barely knows how to work a computer .. Told her to open excel and she said &quot;and what is that?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I think I might be allergic to grids&#8230; and I live in New York and work in Excel. Hmm. <\/li>\n<li>lol I lost my work schedule, so I tried to be slick &amp; ask my boss if he&#8217;d email the Excel file. He hasn&#8217;t responded :l <\/li>\n<li>I love writing uber complicated excel code and I don&#8217;t care who knows it! <\/li>\n<li>Now that Museum is gone, I wonder if Terui Ryu will take a desk job at the station. He can work on spreadsheets as Kamen Rider Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Today I get to visit the radiation oncologist AND wrestle a spreadsheet to the ground. Which one will be scarier? #thespreadsheetofcourse <\/li>\n<li>I can do awesome things with MS Excel&#8230;. but now I&#8217;m stumped in trying to write code to import data from 150 workbooks in less than 30 mins <\/li>\n<li>Woke up early to make a spreadsheet. Now I feel better. Haven&#8217;t even had coffee yet. <\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re writing Excel VBA code NEVER USE CLASSES. Seriously buggy. Just make believe it&#8217;s 1970 and OOP hasn&#8217;t been invented yet. <\/li>\n<li>the office temp just dissed my excel skills. I want to slap her with my keyboard. and then create a pivot table for the hell of it. and &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>created my first pivot table today. who am I and what have I become? <\/li>\n<li>Work roadtrip cancelled. A date with excel instead #zzzzzzz <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel, its called Excel because its short for Excellent. They were gonna call it Microsoft Wicked, but they felt that was to dated <\/li>\n<li>Uh oh, the one time a year I have to make a pie-chart for a presentation is coming up. Usually have to relearn it because Excel has changed! <\/li>\n<li>How did I just realize I can make pixelated pictures in excel? Say goodbye to the remnants of my work productivity. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel makes me feel SO stupid. Like the dumb kid in class who is way behind but pretends to flip pages like he\/she is w\/the class. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hooray! It&#8217;s the start of a long weekend. Then, next week, we can get back to Excel, and our uber complicated code, and feel like the smart kids in class. Either A I am getting old or B I am getting mature. I am happy I get to work in Excel this morning to build &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/03\/excel-twitter-20100903\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100903&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}