{"id":503,"date":"2010-09-08T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/08\/excel-twitter-20100908\/"},"modified":"2010-09-08T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100908","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/08\/excel-twitter-20100908\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100908"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image4.png\" width=\"150\" height=\"148\" \/> I don&#8217;t know what media glasses are, but maybe they&#8217;d improve my Facebook updates, or my Excel tweets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been looking up cars &amp; putting the information into a chart in Excel for like an hour, lol. I&#8217;m desperate and dreaming with some of em! <\/li>\n<li>Why Excel? Why you make my life so hard? You cut my charts in two pieces -of course- when I\u00b4m running out of ink, n it\u00b4s late, n I\u00b4m tired. <\/li>\n<li>Just got very excited about an Excel pivot table. I&#8217;m also covered in marker pen, been writing on walls and I&#8217;m wearing media glasses. <\/li>\n<li>I rocked an excel spreadsheet! My ancestors would be so proud, I mean that is why they toiled so long and so hard right? So I could excel? <\/li>\n<li>Gave some &#8216;sweet&#8217; attitude email for not giving me the data I requested.Don&#8217;t play the &#8216;excel sheet&#8217; doesn&#8217;t work game on me.I invented it! <\/li>\n<li>Every time I open an excel spreadsheet my blood pressure goes up 50%. #shootme <\/li>\n<li>I would love to learn how to use excel &#8211; I have friends that swear by it but I don&#8217;t understand it. <\/li>\n<li>I love it when my pc is saying don&#8217;t work. It&#8217;s just crashed and closed my spreadsheets at least I got a nice msg from excel saying sorry. <\/li>\n<li>today at work i&#8217;ve cleaned, and the rest of the day will go as such: excel, free lunch, excel, meeting, excel. :\/ #spreadsheetlife <\/li>\n<li>Getting my Pivot on&#8230; Excel can open your eyes to things you couldn&#8217;t possibly comprehend when working with raw data! <\/li>\n<li>What a stupid idea! Excel is not good at all for writing much. I faced so many problems. Most of the time is just spent for fixing them. <\/li>\n<li>Excel workbook crashing&#8230;.why does it give you so many rows if it doesn&#8217;t want you to paste something into all of them at the same time? <\/li>\n<li>I uttered a phrase today to my wife that she has NEVER heard me say: &quot;I am anxious to finish this spreadsheet.&quot; No euphemisms &#8211; just Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what media glasses are, but maybe they&#8217;d improve my Facebook updates, or my Excel tweets. I&#8217;ve been looking up cars &amp; putting the information into a chart in Excel for like an hour, lol. I&#8217;m desperate and dreaming with some of em! Why Excel? Why you make my life so hard? You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/08\/excel-twitter-20100908\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100908&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}