{"id":509,"date":"2010-09-13T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20100913\/"},"modified":"2010-09-13T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100913","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20100913\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100913"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image7.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"149\" \/> There might be a couple of things I&#8217;d need a spreadsheet to track &#8212; books, CDs &#8212; but certainly not nail polish!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I really don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;d need to do a spreadsheet while I&#8217;m on the go. <\/li>\n<li>My boss refuses to let me make complicated tables in Excel&#8211;he insists on WordPerfect 7.0, an outdated version at that. &gt;_&lt; <\/li>\n<li>Made an excel spreadsheet of all my nail polishes &amp; put the file on my @BlackBerry so I don&#8217;t accidentally rebuy the same color. #KindaNerdy <\/li>\n<li>I hate when people send me a copy of a pivot table instead of the real data. Such a PITA. <\/li>\n<li>Is the average level of programming skill in a field correlated with the use of Excel plots? <\/li>\n<li>I now have a job that seriously hampers my tweeting habit. And can I just add that if I see another excel spreadsheet this week I&#8217;ll vomit. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent entirely too much time doing data entry today. It&#8217;s a love\/hate with excel. Mostly hate. <\/li>\n<li>survived my first week at new job! am improving in excel, but still not good on the early morning starts <\/li>\n<li>Too much wine &amp; too many internal revenue codes. Last time I did this I was trapped in an Excel spreadsheet cell in my dreams. #needsleep <\/li>\n<li>I love my iPhone 4 just seems to know what music will get me through this excel nightmare this morning. #iPhone4love <\/li>\n<li>Today should be interesting on no sleep. Opening Excel, starting a log to record all mistakes. <\/li>\n<li>Is it just me, or is Excel evil? Every time I use it, I literally scream and punch my desk. Is that normal? <\/li>\n<li>Well.. I&#8217;m hell bent on proving a point to my boss today. I&#8217;m using Excel to do it. I will &quot;cell&quot; my point. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Need to make one of those exciting charts that Excel doesn&#8217;t support? Trick Excel. <a href=\"http:\/\/peltiertech.com\/Excel\/Charts\/NonNative.html\">http:\/\/peltiertech.com\/Excel\/Charts\/NonNative.html<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t know how to do pivot tables and yet you claim to have an &quot;advanced&quot; knowledge of excel! #DontLieOnYourCV <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There might be a couple of things I&#8217;d need a spreadsheet to track &#8212; books, CDs &#8212; but certainly not nail polish! I really don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;d need to do a spreadsheet while I&#8217;m on the go. My boss refuses to let me make complicated tables in Excel&#8211;he insists on WordPerfect 7.0, an outdated &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20100913\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100913&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}