{"id":518,"date":"2010-09-17T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20100917\/"},"modified":"2010-09-17T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100917","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20100917\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100917"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Hitchhiker&#39;s Guide to the Galaxy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0345453743?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0345453743\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"hitchhikersguide\" border=\"0\" alt=\"hitchhikersguide\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/hitchhikersguide.jpg\" width=\"168\" height=\"259\" \/><\/a> That Douglas Adams spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t sound much different than some projects I&#8217;ve worked on. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Currently wrestling with an Excel spreadsheet. I have to admit, i wasn&#8217;t listening the day they taught us spreadsheets at school. <\/li>\n<li>i think i&#8217;m done with work and excel today! no one died so far&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>love a good spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 makes my day especially if you get to use lots of colours and make keys and stuff <\/li>\n<li>Coffee, chocolate and a spreadsheet#holytrinity <\/li>\n<li>killing me softly with this Excel Spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I hate copiers, Excel, charts, and over airconditioned rooms. <\/li>\n<li>Someone emailed me a 137mb excel file that should have been less than 1 because they didn&#8217;t resize the images. I hate stupid people. <\/li>\n<li>three hours, eight pages, one cashflow spreadsheet, another GANTT diagram, and i&#8217;m only halfway through this assignment. <\/li>\n<li>Guest list done!!! So happy my fianc\u00e9 is the king of excel. He made the process so much easier. <\/li>\n<li>Douglas Adams in one of his books has software where you give the desired answer &amp; the spreadsheet manufactures data to fit. <\/li>\n<li>Today I created a excel spreadsheet with diagonal columns in it! When did I become an bleedin&#8217; project manager! #fb <\/li>\n<li>Okay, this job interview is a terrible idea. I just don&#8217;t understand what they want from me on this stupid excel sheet! I&#8217;m going home. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Just correctly filled in a spreadsheet cell with the words LION, SOUL, and FOOD. Yup feeding lions your soul is now my business. <\/li>\n<li>I won&#8217;t do Excel because the spreadsheet always looks at me up &amp; down with those elevator eyes &amp; that makes things uncomfortable. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That Douglas Adams spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t sound much different than some projects I&#8217;ve worked on. Currently wrestling with an Excel spreadsheet. I have to admit, i wasn&#8217;t listening the day they taught us spreadsheets at school. i think i&#8217;m done with work and excel today! no one died so far&#8230; love a good spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 makes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20100917\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100917&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}