{"id":520,"date":"2010-09-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20100920\/"},"modified":"2010-09-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100920","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20100920\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100920"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image10.png\" width=\"109\" height=\"97\" \/> World peace, cheerios and chicken wings. You can do anything with Excel, as long as calculation isn&#8217;t set to Manual.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My boss&#8217;s family is TOO organized they planned meals to cook for 4 wks in Excel sheet with groceries budget! That&#8217;s one really scary family. <\/li>\n<li>yeah i&#8217;m sort of an excel idiot sorry! do you have grid paper, that&#8217;s probably how i would do it! <\/li>\n<li>Scientist discovered that multitasking at work is impossible. My advice? Close that excel sheet and focus on stalking your ex on facebook <\/li>\n<li>If everyone fully mastered Excel there would be hyper-organized world peace. <\/li>\n<li>New #SaaS #CRM customer tells us &quot;Excel is so flexible, you can do anything with it. And that&#8217;s the problem!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Is there anything more satisfying than finally getting an algorithm to work in excel at 2.00am after battling all night &#8211; I think not! #Nerd <\/li>\n<li>Wahoooooooooooo! I got the stupid drop down list in stupid excel to work. Hurrah! <\/li>\n<li>WHY DOES GETPIVOTDATA NOT ACCEPT A REFERENCE FOR ITS DATA_FIELD ARGUMENT? #excel #fml <\/li>\n<li>Just discovered why my spreadsheet wouldn&#8217;t compute!! Why would one ever want to set Calculation Options to &#8216;Manual&#8217; on MS Excel?!?! Grrr. <\/li>\n<li>Knowing how to use complicated Excel formulas saves hours of work! Thank you google for letting me pretend I&#8217;m an Excel pro. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing can beat the blend of Mike Tompkin&#8217;s voice, cheerios, and 290 excel spreadsheets on a cloudy morning. Happy Sunday! <\/li>\n<li>They steal my spreadsheet &amp; when they cant figure it out they have the cheek to ask me how to fix it. <\/li>\n<li>Staring aimlessly at the excel spreadsheet in front of me *sighs and reaches for another chicken wing* <\/li>\n<li>Fast becoming a spreadsheet junkie, it&#8217;s really not as bad as it sounds. Time to brush up on Excel VBA, now accepting resource suggestions. <\/li>\n<li>If I had to pick one word to summarize my week, it would be this: &quot;Excel&quot; &#8230;not as in &quot;to distinguish onself&quot;; as in &quot;spreadsheet overload&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Completely lost a massive Excel spreadsheet I was working on two weeks ago. It&#8217;s not even in the recent docs list. Did I just dream it? <\/li>\n<li>Now that it&#8217;s part of my new job to work on facebook, I secretly read excel spreadsheets and minimize them when my coworkers walk by. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"GetPivotData Function\" href=\"&quot;http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlPivot06.html\">GetPivotData Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>World peace, cheerios and chicken wings. You can do anything with Excel, as long as calculation isn&#8217;t set to Manual. My boss&#8217;s family is TOO organized they planned meals to cook for 4 wks in Excel sheet with groceries budget! That&#8217;s one really scary family. yeah i&#8217;m sort of an excel idiot sorry! do you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20100920\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100920&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}