{"id":524,"date":"2010-09-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20100922\/"},"modified":"2010-09-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100922","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20100922\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100922"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image12.png\" width=\"92\" height=\"114\" \/> Sometimes working in Excel is like the Wizard of Oz, with flying monkeys and searching for a brain. And remember, Seattle is the Emerald City!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am the SPREADSHEET MASTER!!!! RAAAWWWWWWWRRR!!!! *rips phone book in half* Feel the wrath of my mighty SumIf&#8217;s!! <\/li>\n<li>Given a set of data, Excel cannot construct a boxplot. Or a histogram. Or a normal probability plot. No chart type for those. <\/li>\n<li>It makes me sad that I&#8217;m getting more efficient in using Excel&#8217;s Pivot features. I guess I am a corporate drone after all. <\/li>\n<li>My boss was impressed with my work today. But then again he is impressed when I link two cells in excel, so make of that what you will&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m stuck doing excel spreadsheets.. I still love my job I still love my job (Dorothy From the Wizard of Oz Voice) <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if I should tell my boss I&#8217;m the queen of Excel spreadsheets and formulas or should I keep it a secret a little bit longer? Lol <\/li>\n<li>have spent my entire day in a spreadsheet. Someone, anyone, I need an aid drop of Rioja and cheese! <\/li>\n<li>At work, I&#8217;ve been given a print out of an excel spreadsheet and asked to add up the cells for each row and put a total at the end&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Liter of Coke, freshly made Ramen, a little dubstep, and I have on comfy sweatpants. Time to work on some excel projects. #nerdtweet <\/li>\n<li>Just spread the L-O-V-E by showing a colleague the simple beauty of Excel pivot tables. And the angels in data-nerd heaven sang Hallelujah! <\/li>\n<li>on the bright side, i finished my excel worksheet on time like omg my life is so exciting <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t get it. Why do people look at me like I&#8217;m crazy when I tell them I love Excel documents? <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: to plot data on excel, use XY scatter instead of a line chart. #twitmem <\/li>\n<li>Oh great, more project documentation in the form of an excel spreadsheet with awful, eye scorching colour schemes <\/li>\n<li>bizzarro problem with Excel file sizes ballooning out of control. time for some Mozart and coffee. <\/li>\n<li>I need a copy (preferably laminated &amp; framed) of this amazing spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>The best fit option for excel charts is a wonderful discovery&#8230;after the first 6 charts. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft, Why do you not provide data analysis add-ins for Excel anymore? I might just fail econometrics because of this. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes working in Excel is like the Wizard of Oz, with flying monkeys and searching for a brain. And remember, Seattle is the Emerald City! I am the SPREADSHEET MASTER!!!! RAAAWWWWWWWRRR!!!! *rips phone book in half* Feel the wrath of my mighty SumIf&#8217;s!! Given a set of data, Excel cannot construct a boxplot. Or a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20100922\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100922&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}