{"id":526,"date":"2010-09-23T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/23\/excel-twitter-20100923\/"},"modified":"2010-09-23T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T04:04:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100923","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/23\/excel-twitter-20100923\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100923"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image13.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"147\" \/> Which will you go for &#8212; the sexy Excel chart or the glass of wine that&#8217;s batting its eyelashes at you? On second thought, if the wine is starting to flirt with you, it&#8217;s time to quit anyway.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love excel, good thing because my life would be miserable if I didn&#8217;t&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Work requires that I dine on a steady diet of MS Excel spreadsheets for the next month. Come mid-October, I&#8217;ll be easily capable of murder. <\/li>\n<li>Ok, so I thought managing a spreadsheet with over 30,000 rows was bad&#8230;This firm that manages carbon credits has one with 30 MILLION rows! <\/li>\n<li>have re-discovered my love for Excel sheets. Just like art for uncreative geeks! <\/li>\n<li>I just made a really sexy Excel chart. <\/li>\n<li>3 hours of working on client info in excel\/word. Computer crashes. Work gone. Just dropped an entire year&#8217;s worth of expletives in 5 min. <\/li>\n<li>I love (hate) Excel, but unfortunately staring at it only makes it worse. <\/li>\n<li>Now I know why Windows is called Windows. because all PCs need to be thrown out Windows. Not having fun with microsoft excel at work. Grrrrr <\/li>\n<li>my Coworkers r noesy as hell&#8230;yes I&#8217;m doin my homework&#8230;so ur Excel spreadsheet will hav 2 wait #Realtalk <\/li>\n<li>Excel, it&#8217;s not you, it&#8217;s&#8230; that glass of wine batting its eyelashes at me. <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet bliss..! My charts and graphs are the envy of two admins. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m currently entering 3 full boxes of comic books into an Excel spreadsheet. And there&#8217;s nothing in the world that could make me happier. <\/li>\n<li>I dreamt of excel docs. I&#8217;m sorry brain you don&#8217;t deserve this #fml <\/li>\n<li>Hehe yeah, I&#8217;m mostly just doing crazy complicated Excel now (srsly scared our intern with Spreadsheet of Doom this week). <\/li>\n<li>How to check Facebook with Excel (so that your boss doesn&#8217;t catch you procrastinating&#8230;) <a href=\"http:\/\/fb.me\/K7IQmt0W\">http:\/\/fb.me\/K7IQmt0W<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d actually love to do some work before hairdresser appointment but Excel doesn&#8217;t want me to <\/li>\n<li>I love how Excel always asks if I want to save any changes like a jilted lover desperately trying to stop a break-up. I never fall for it. <\/li>\n<li>I love the range of questions I get &quot;is expired old bay bad to eat?&quot; &quot;what tires are good for light snow?&quot; &quot;how do I fix this excel chart?&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which will you go for &#8212; the sexy Excel chart or the glass of wine that&#8217;s batting its eyelashes at you? On second thought, if the wine is starting to flirt with you, it&#8217;s time to quit anyway. I love excel, good thing because my life would be miserable if I didn&#8217;t&#8230; Work requires that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/23\/excel-twitter-20100923\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100923&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}