{"id":532,"date":"2010-09-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/27\/excel-twitter-20100927\/"},"modified":"2010-09-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100927","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/27\/excel-twitter-20100927\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100927"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image16.png\" width=\"161\" height=\"99\" \/> Having all student drivers in a horse and buggy might not be such a bad idea. It&#8217;s tougher to get into a 30-car pileup that way. Now back to my cookies and Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This MBA student is learning data modeling by analyzing 500,000 rows of sales data with Excel.It&#8217;s like driver&#8217;s ed. with horse and buggy. <\/li>\n<li>My macro-enabled spreadsheet analysis tool kind of looks like a game of minesweeper. <\/li>\n<li>Work lesson of the day: remember to use Excel pivot tables, they save a lot of time! I always forget. <\/li>\n<li>and what is it exactly that you excel at, microsoft excel? being the most frustrating program in the history of earth? <\/li>\n<li>My hubs is making a spreadsheet for his fantasy baseball finals. So cute, my brain &#8216;sploded. <\/li>\n<li>I fought Excel and Excel won #FML <\/li>\n<li>I let out a silent groan everytime I work with Excel. Sometimes not a silent one. hate it. <\/li>\n<li>looking for info in an excel. boss told me to click on diff sheet tab. &quot;that&#8217;s another excel doc i have open that is unrelated.&quot; &quot;just try.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Nice, thanks! I wish I was enjoying the spoils of Vegas right now. I&#8217;m building a spreadsheet instead. Kinda the same. <\/li>\n<li>Why&#8217;d it take me so long to put together the spreadsheet? I was using the wrong side of the slide rule. #anachronism <\/li>\n<li>I just don&#8217;t get Excel. Spreadsheets are hard. -Girl I work with <\/li>\n<li>almost cried at work today because of a corrupted excel file &#8211; and the fact that PCs and Macs can&#8217;t play nice. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t work excel but I collect smurfs. Does that mean I can stay in nerdfest ? <\/li>\n<li>Satan has taken the form of Excel spreadsheet cell G14 this week and refused to accept proper formatting. <\/li>\n<li>I just told someone I felt sorry for a tab on an Excel spreadsheet. I think it is time to stop working now. <\/li>\n<li>Just went 3 rounds with a linear equation problem. In my head and on paper, got nowhere. In Excel in about a minute: victory. Old school, yo <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel, our love affair continues. Let&#8217;s get cozy this afternoon with maybe a plate of cookies or something to share. #fb <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having all student drivers in a horse and buggy might not be such a bad idea. It&#8217;s tougher to get into a 30-car pileup that way. Now back to my cookies and Excel. This MBA student is learning data modeling by analyzing 500,000 rows of sales data with Excel.It&#8217;s like driver&#8217;s ed. with horse and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/27\/excel-twitter-20100927\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100927&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}