{"id":533,"date":"2010-09-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/28\/excel-twitter-20100928\/"},"modified":"2010-09-27T16:00:59","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T20:00:59","slug":"excel-twitter-20100928","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/28\/excel-twitter-20100928\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100928"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image17.png\" width=\"98\" height=\"106\" \/> I&#8217;d rather be getting my hands dirty in Excel, than in laundry and diapers. But doodling and donuts sound fun.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh MS Excel&#8230; Do you really think 1 million rows is enough for a spreadsheet these days? <\/li>\n<li>Working from home is working for me (today). I&#8217;ve gotten laundry started and diapers stuffed in between working on my spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>work plan for this week: route ride, check mail, file overtime, open excel, doodle with excel, doodle more <\/li>\n<li>LMAO! My boss sent me a project that she thought would take hrs to do. Thank God for filters, excel spreadsheets &amp; copy + paste = 15 mins. <\/li>\n<li>I almost fixed a spreadsheet. then i got bored. then i stopped. Now i tweet. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t actually believe how bad the Excel is. How bad is it? I can&#8217;t even find the Help section. <\/li>\n<li>oooo! I got a super thanks today \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42 and took full credit for something a spreadsheet did. <\/li>\n<li>Just solved an Excel problem that our IT guy and some other young dude couldn&#8217;t fix. Feeling pretty good right now! <\/li>\n<li>Ever feel like banging your head against the wall? Trying to get an advanced formula to work in excel for homework &amp; its just not working \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>What is the formula for &#8216;heart attack&#8217; in excel? Work = Stress + Breakdown \/ Misery &gt; Life. &#8230; not having a great day. <\/li>\n<li>I password protected my Christmas spreadsheet last year &amp; now can&#8217;t remember what the damn thing is! Anyone know how to hack Excel? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m at work getting my hands dirty in Excel. I can concentrate better here then at home. <\/li>\n<li>My work computer just took about 4 minutes to open Excel. I can tell this is gonna be an awesome day. <\/li>\n<li>Wait 5 minutes for Excel to crash. Problem solved. <\/li>\n<li>wking on payroll projections spreadsheet\/pivot tables I created last yr; I need 2 do a btr job of documenting how I wrote formulas #nacba <\/li>\n<li>The slowness of my Excel saddens me. I wish the help desk would fix it already! In other news although I&#8217;m not hungry, I would love a donut. <\/li>\n<li>wish i was at the Phillies game with my sister and nieces, instead i&#8217;m at work, wrestling with Excel&#8230; sad me <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d rather be getting my hands dirty in Excel, than in laundry and diapers. But doodling and donuts sound fun. Oh MS Excel&#8230; Do you really think 1 million rows is enough for a spreadsheet these days? Working from home is working for me (today). I&#8217;ve gotten laundry started and diapers stuffed in between working &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/28\/excel-twitter-20100928\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100928&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":535,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}