{"id":538,"date":"2010-09-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20100929\/"},"modified":"2010-09-29T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20100929","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20100929\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20100929"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image18.png\" width=\"136\" height=\"113\" \/>Funny that thinking about Excel puts some people to sleep; it usually keeps me awake! Maybe a cruise would help!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>its always best to start your day with an uber crazy excel problem!! <\/li>\n<li>Haven&#8217;t used a pivot table since college. I still get the shakes thinking of it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>yehh!! quarter past five, Tomorrow I going to complete my excel with the survey, today I tweet lots of. Tomorrow I going to work hard =) <\/li>\n<li>Oh no! Where did the little dollar sign go? How do I get the dollar sign back in this little box? Boss, w\/ Ph.D. trying to work in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Oh the joys of spreadsheet analysis at 10:30pm. Cruise countdown = 68 days. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sure Excel is anybody&#8217;s friend! Bonne chance! Sending virtual chocolate. <\/li>\n<li>If you see some smoke coming from Brazil, don&#8217;t worry. It&#8217;s me trying to figure out an Excel IF\/OR\/AND function. <\/li>\n<li>yay! finally had the Excel breakthrough I&#8217;ve been waiting for. Translating gate counts into useful data has never been so fun \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I sent an excel document to my boss today all in Comic Sans. He forwarded it to half of IT. Tomorrow, hilarity ensues. <\/li>\n<li>Back to the grindstone, or rather Excel Spreadsheet &lt;sigh&gt; <\/li>\n<li>Love it when Excel says theres a &quot;minor loss in fidelity&quot; every time I save a doc yet nothing ever break. I think they&#8217;re just bluffing <\/li>\n<li>Oh yes, to those who helped with that excel problem a week or so ago, my boss now thinks I&#8217;m a genius, so thanks <\/li>\n<li>I always keep a mileage log in an Excel spreadsheet. Some cars are overly optimistic. <\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t find a book? Don&#8217;t you have an OCD chart in Excel with title, author, edition and where in your house it is? I do. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel and Adobe Photoshop, but I cannot operate the TV remote. <\/li>\n<li>Damn! Just can&#8217;t switch off tonight! Perhaps if I think about working in an excel spreadsheet again I&#8217;ll drift o &#8230;ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz <\/li>\n<li>Whenever I work with Excel programmatically I wonder.. Does Microsoft hate Excel? Because they sure act like it. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny that thinking about Excel puts some people to sleep; it usually keeps me awake! Maybe a cruise would help! its always best to start your day with an uber crazy excel problem!! Haven&#8217;t used a pivot table since college. I still get the shakes thinking of it&#8230; yehh!! quarter past five, Tomorrow I going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20100929\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20100929&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}