{"id":542,"date":"2010-10-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20101001\/"},"modified":"2010-10-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20101001\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101001"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image20.png\" width=\"152\" height=\"115\" \/> Hide the hammers! I&#8217;ll be working in Excel today. Fortunately, no one will be checking to see what line I&#8217;m on.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just learned how to use a pivot table in Excel. It&#8217;s a big day. <\/li>\n<li>Ever work on an Excel spreadsheet and accidentally change a REALLY important formula? No? Just me? Oops. <\/li>\n<li>Currently working with what I believe to be the worst spreadsheet I&#8217;ve ever laid eyes on. <\/li>\n<li>I am the Excel boss! Well, not quite, but it is NOT owning me \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>just spent the past hour fighting with excel to make a stupid line graph. math sucks. <\/li>\n<li>Me: Stupid excel 2-2 is 0 not 1. Excel: Stupid human you forgot that you round off the values. Me: Oh! <\/li>\n<li>My boss is such a douche. He checked what line my excel sheet was on so he could judge if I was fooling around or working. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel..why can&#8217;t you just work out what&#8217;s in my head and give me the answer&#8230;I don&#8217;t want to have to write formulas. I need ESP Excel! <\/li>\n<li>So, today I discovered Open Office&#8217;s data pilot &#8211; like Excel&#8217;s pivot table only simpler. And cheaper. <\/li>\n<li>I do love the &#8216;find and replace&#8217; function in excel&#8230; If only other areas in life had something like that. <\/li>\n<li>Just generated my first chart using Microsoft Excel. Was easier than I expected. Never thought I&#8217;d say that. <\/li>\n<li>Just discovered the &quot;Show Pages&quot; function in Excel Pivot tables&#8230; my world may never be the same again. #dork <\/li>\n<li>you do hiring; is everyone excel stupid or is it just at my company? <\/li>\n<li>Every new version of Excel makes me feel stupid. I used to be able to do these things but now I can&#8217;t find the commands. &gt;:| <\/li>\n<li>There are people working on the train. Seriously. One of them just said quadratic and they are looking at an excel spreadsheet. Saddos <\/li>\n<li>Excel tips: Loudly uttered expletives make it work better. Hide the hammer before you launch it, to prevent computer damage. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hide the hammers! I&#8217;ll be working in Excel today. Fortunately, no one will be checking to see what line I&#8217;m on. I just learned how to use a pivot table in Excel. It&#8217;s a big day. Ever work on an Excel spreadsheet and accidentally change a REALLY important formula? No? Just me? Oops. Currently working &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20101001\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101001&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}