{"id":544,"date":"2010-10-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/02\/excel-twitter-20101002\/"},"modified":"2010-10-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/02\/excel-twitter-20101002\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"115\" \/> I&#8217;m still celebrating Excel&#8217;s 25th birthday &#8212; how about you? It&#8217;s a good excuse for an all-weekend party.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A big excel spreadsheet full of nonsense *grits teeth shaking fist at accounts on screen*, no rest for the marginally evil! <\/li>\n<li>Doing boring stuff, like actually listing goals and tasks for the month. You can only escape from being spreadsheet girl for that long \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>What do you give a spreadsheet that&#8217;s 25 yrs old today? Happy birthday Excel! <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aOxgI4\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/aOxgI4<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>ticket systems are all a bit scary&#8230; 2000 people on saturday night all relying on an excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>well if there was a table built in word, why can&#8217;t i just put it in excel and it work the same way? *frustrated 4 other reason* <\/li>\n<li>Foolishly proud of myself for figuring out (on the first try) an Excel formula that is probably the equivalent of a 7th grade math problem. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in Excel spreadsheet hell. The project seemed like a good idea when I started it. Only 3,225 more lines to manually sort. #boooo <\/li>\n<li>I couldn&#8217;t possibly hate something more than I hate Microsoft Excel and the &quot;code&quot; people write in it. <\/li>\n<li>Oh Subtotal, you are quite the magical feature on Excel. Why must you hate on my work computer when I always sing your praises? <\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s a tip if you use Excel to manage your WIP or todo list for your boss. Enter =NOW()+7 as the due date for hard to do items <\/li>\n<li>Can you believe there are still companies using Office 03? I&#8217;m getting rusty on Office 07 and I hate it. I love my Excel and Word ribbons! <\/li>\n<li>And no, recovery didn&#8217;t work. And yes, I saved early and often. Excel just corrupted the entire file. *cries* <\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t remember it, it&#8217;s saved in an excel spreadsheet. I&#8217;m graphing my baldness. <\/li>\n<li>my final thought for the day, if you want a job doing, do it yourself, especially if it involves a spreadsheet &amp; confusion on cut or copy? <\/li>\n<li>I have spreadsheet overload. <\/li>\n<li>First time for so long that I&#8217;m so busy with excel doing &quot;real work&quot; lor. All thanks to my boss who is preparing for budget tabulation \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m still celebrating Excel&#8217;s 25th birthday &#8212; how about you? It&#8217;s a good excuse for an all-weekend party. A big excel spreadsheet full of nonsense *grits teeth shaking fist at accounts on screen*, no rest for the marginally evil! Doing boring stuff, like actually listing goals and tasks for the month. You can only escape &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/02\/excel-twitter-20101002\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101002&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}