{"id":565,"date":"2010-10-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/12\/excel-twitter-20101012\/"},"modified":"2010-10-12T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/12\/excel-twitter-20101012\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image8.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"157\" \/>Remember, before you do the Excel happy dance, make sure that all the birth dates are entered correctly, to avoid any embarrassing international incidents.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The cute finance dude is teaching me new spreadsheet formulas. Excel has never been this fun. <\/li>\n<li>Yes &#8230; you can zoom in and out in Excel. Some people know absolutely nothing about every day tools they use #incredible <\/li>\n<li>Creating a spreadsheet is tedious work. <\/li>\n<li>Due to yet another excel problem, found I am $13k better than I thought (less owed on mortgage) &#8211; sort of happy dance? <\/li>\n<li>surprisingly there&#8217;s something therapeutic about balancing numbers on a spreadsheet. lol. <\/li>\n<li>Invited ambassadors denied entry to White House event over excel spreadsheet blooper !: In a diplomatic blooper, t&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/dp1lhE\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/dp1lhE<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t know people still used 3D pie charts in Excel. But they do. See also: Word Art. <\/li>\n<li>Did some work last night (without complaint for once). My son wanted to help so I&#8217;ve taught him lots of Excel bad habits. He was thrilled. <\/li>\n<li>Right &#8211; I&#8217;ve got an error of 4 mil in this spreadsheet but can&#8217;t see where it&#8217;s come from. Solution &#8211; look the other way&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Simi is doing battle with Microsoft Excel&#8217;s Charts and Graphs. From the sound effects from her desk, we think that Excel might be winning&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Sure Excel 2010 let&#8217;s you have sheets with 150k+ rows, that doesn&#8217;t mean it is a good idea or will work. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel math. Because it messes with my fav Boss head. My formulas are always opposite of his, but come to the same number. <\/li>\n<li>Had to save coworker&#8217;s files to the server today &amp; discovered she was insane. Who uses the word &quot;Spreadsheet&quot; in the name of an Excel file? <\/li>\n<li>Excel might be put on this earth purely to drive me insane. I&#8217;m in statistics and chart hell. Oh the glamorous life of a manager. <\/li>\n<li>Turns out I used the wrong font on 18 charts &amp; had to redo them. Stupid Excel default Calibri font on the axes! <\/li>\n<li>Learning to work on pivot tables&#8230; a step to excel in excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I just scheduled out my entire week on an excel worksheet. It involves me attempting to be asleep by 11 every night. Im turning into my dad. <\/li>\n<li>I LOVE Excel formulas! Dude, just have a MacDonald&#8217;s apple pie, then sit back and just let the formulas flow through your mind. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, before you do the Excel happy dance, make sure that all the birth dates are entered correctly, to avoid any embarrassing international incidents. The cute finance dude is teaching me new spreadsheet formulas. Excel has never been this fun. Yes &#8230; you can zoom in and out in Excel. Some people know absolutely nothing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/12\/excel-twitter-20101012\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101012&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}