{"id":569,"date":"2010-10-14T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/14\/excel-twitter-20101014\/"},"modified":"2010-10-13T14:56:48","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T18:56:48","slug":"excel-twitter-20101014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/14\/excel-twitter-20101014\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image10.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"114\" \/> Is E. E. Cummings still alive and tweeting? Or are people just too tired to press the Shift key when they type &quot;I&quot;? Or maybe it&#8217;s a tribute to iTunes.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dang. iTunes has jumped Excel on my Most Used Programs list. Apparently I need to get back to work. <\/li>\n<li>Welcome to my world. Have to tried pivot tables yet? Whole &#8216;nother hell. looking at an excel spreadsheet hurts my eyes&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>This report will not conquer me. I will win the war, spreadsheet!!! Victory is on the horizon! A pox upon thee, Excel. #clearlylostmymind <\/li>\n<li>This is just my clients being lazy. They think it&#8217;s practical to use Excel tables to format byzantine things like &quot;paragraphs&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>I hate it when people write letters and other text documents in Excel format. #engineers <\/li>\n<li>Counted all the tomatoes. Weighed them all too (all season.) All logged to a spreadsheet by day harvested and variety. <\/li>\n<li>&#8230;this will entail 2 hours of someone showing me which fields to complete in an Excel spreadsheet &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve used excel for many years now, but I still love finding new shortcuts and tricks! #littlethingsinlife #ftw <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t really know if I use Pivot Tables properly in Excel 2010 but it&#8217;s really easy to get useful data out of massive text logs <\/li>\n<li>The Tron remakes was to be set inside a giant Excel spreadsheet but they realised all the tiny electronic people would just kill themselves. <\/li>\n<li>i have an excel spreadsheet. thats the only way i can keep my life in order. i still manage to miss things \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>i used to write programs in excel to get around our schools software policy <\/li>\n<li>i need someone to explain to me like im a toddler what a pivot table is. or i need someone to do this for me. <\/li>\n<li>Anyone have a good song about living in spreadsheet land? <\/li>\n<li>Poof! there went the completed spreadsheet. oops <\/li>\n<li>Who knows how to put in a 3D pie chart on Excel?? <\/li>\n<li>Major panic attack. I broke excel. for a moment. no keyboard shortcuts &#8211; not happening bud. a vba problem I found a fix for. 2 hrs later. <\/li>\n<li>Thanks British gas for your energy smart meter, you&#8217;ve successfully made me EVEN more anal. Pass me excel, I need to do a chart. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is E. E. Cummings still alive and tweeting? Or are people just too tired to press the Shift key when they type &quot;I&quot;? Or maybe it&#8217;s a tribute to iTunes. Dang. iTunes has jumped Excel on my Most Used Programs list. Apparently I need to get back to work. Welcome to my world. Have to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/14\/excel-twitter-20101014\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101014&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":570,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions\/570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}