{"id":586,"date":"2010-10-21T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/21\/excel-twitter-20101021\/"},"modified":"2010-10-21T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T04:04:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/21\/excel-twitter-20101021\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image17.png\" width=\"149\" height=\"143\" \/> Oh no! I missed World Statistics Day. The odds are good that you missed it too. Let&#8217;s get that on the events calendar for next year, and we&#8217;ll do some spreadsheet work as penance. Right after we pause for ice cream.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s been years since #msexcel has stumped me&#8230; I won&#8217;t give up and will do my best not to use vb code to get around this \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Just made Word crash hard enough to almost tear a hole in time\/space, by copying charts from Excel into it. Great integration, there, guys. <\/li>\n<li>We have hit the &quot;two puns in one conversation&quot; limit. I must now work on an excel spreadsheet as penance. <\/li>\n<li>The day has improved exponentially with every new spreadsheet I&#8217;ve created and tacked to my cube walls. And now we pause for ice cream. <\/li>\n<li>one thing I love about apple&#8217;s numbers: resizing tables to remove unnecessary rows\/columns. I hate excel&#8217;s infinite plane of cells <\/li>\n<li>Shows us how to copy formula in #excel #profsays &quot;this is where I say, can I get a booya?!&quot; #wtf <\/li>\n<li>10\/20\/10 &#8211; and it&#8217;s world statistics day! Find a Pivot table and make it your own! <\/li>\n<li>a bad thought crosses my mind&#8230; when i will be finished colouring the excel, will they notice i have nothing to do and give me work? no!!! <\/li>\n<li>Dear MS: For the love of everythng that is reasonable and sane, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, teach excel to handle formula errors in a sane way. <\/li>\n<li>I sadly just gave myself a thumbs up when I finally got an excel chart&#8217;s scale to work the way I needed it to. #neednewwaystosucceed <\/li>\n<li>This would be an exceedingly tedious project for my boss if I were not such an excel ninja. Also, I seriously need an intern. <\/li>\n<li>people who number in #excel with &quot;previous cell content +1&quot; should be fired. Ever heard of filter or sort? <\/li>\n<li>It feels so good to crunch a 6,000-entry spreadsheet without so much as touching the mouse. This is black-belt Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s an idea &#8211; let&#8217;s put thousands of images into a single spreadsheet and worry about the consequences later. :-\/ <\/li>\n<li>Finally sorted out my budget spreadsheet and found the error which made it say I had a net cashflow in Sept of \u00a3335K. Sadly not the case! <\/li>\n<li>Alt+Enter will allow you to have a newline in an Excel cell. Why am I putting paragraphs in a spreadsheet? #wrongtool <\/li>\n<li>The Spreadsheet Psychic &#8211; How Nate Silver Went From Forecasting Baseball Games to Forecasting Elections -&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/xfnmh0ze7\">http:\/\/tumblr.com\/xfnmh0ze7<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>What? What&#8217;s a pivot table! You&#8217;ve never lived! Get it on your &#8216;things to do before I&#8217;m 50 list&#8217; \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no! I missed World Statistics Day. The odds are good that you missed it too. Let&#8217;s get that on the events calendar for next year, and we&#8217;ll do some spreadsheet work as penance. Right after we pause for ice cream. It&#8217;s been years since #msexcel has stumped me&#8230; I won&#8217;t give up and will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/21\/excel-twitter-20101021\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101021&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}