{"id":590,"date":"2010-10-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/23\/excel-twitter-20101023\/"},"modified":"2010-10-23T00:19:13","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T04:19:13","slug":"excel-twitter-20101023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/23\/excel-twitter-20101023\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image19.png\" width=\"77\" height=\"153\" \/> Spreadsheets\u2026the stuff of dreams and nightmares. And I&#8217;m sure it would make better television than most of the stuff that&#8217;s on.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I grok Excel. Really, I do. Except charts. What is it about you, charts, that make my mind mush? <\/li>\n<li>My day is henceforth a tangled miasma of spreadsheet-based nightmares. The horror, the horror. Will check back later to restore (?) sanity. <\/li>\n<li>Live big-screen #Excel pivot table action! You don&#8217;t get that every day. #media140 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been staring at this excel spreadsheet for 30 minutes trying to figure out how to attack it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I have been looking at an excel spreadsheet for a better part of the past 2 days. It is slowly killing my spirit. <\/li>\n<li>why doesn&#8217;t excel do what I WANT it to do instead of what it thinks I want? ARGH! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m tired! Same Excel Worksheet everyday! Damn you, Microsoft Excel! Why must you be so crashy and slow? <\/li>\n<li>Thank you. If my excel work was on tv people would watch it instead of the Giants <\/li>\n<li>Killing me softly with #Excel. #corporateamerica <\/li>\n<li>I take back everything bad I ever said about the new Excel. The charts are so much easier. Thank you Excel for not giving me a headache. <\/li>\n<li>I dreamed dreams of pastel excel charts that started moving to the beat of my alarm song this morning-can that be real life? I&#8217;m bored. <\/li>\n<li>I eat excel files for breakfast. Still wanna date me? Pft. <\/li>\n<li>Somehow my mom makes charts in excel look like this. <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/77nm9p\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/77nm9p<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Pivot table Friday&#8230;. I actually have an intense, platonic affection for pivot tables <\/li>\n<li>Is there a simple way to convert a basic Excel worksheet into a desktop widget? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spreadsheets\u2026the stuff of dreams and nightmares. And I&#8217;m sure it would make better television than most of the stuff that&#8217;s on. I grok Excel. Really, I do. Except charts. What is it about you, charts, that make my mind mush? My day is henceforth a tangled miasma of spreadsheet-based nightmares. The horror, the horror. Will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/23\/excel-twitter-20101023\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101023&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":591,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions\/591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}