{"id":595,"date":"2010-10-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20101026\/"},"modified":"2010-10-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20101026\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image.gif\" width=\"137\" height=\"93\" \/> If you jump out of bed to work on Excel problems, you might want to keep a coffee-related workbook close by. And maybe something for a headache.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Another can&#8217;t miss idea: a zine about spreadsheet design called &quot;8pt Verdana.&quot; Centerfold is a huge pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Waiting for an acquaintance to come by so I can show him how to add columns of numbers in Excel. #fb <\/li>\n<li>my work sends me my schedule via e-mail (among other ways), but i can only use excel 11 more times until they&#8217;ll block me cos i have no code <\/li>\n<li>Try using a pivot table when you get a chance. There should be an excel wizard that can help you. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, I&#8217;m so glad we are friends now. We will show the world together with our charts that artists and numbers can cohabitate \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>My eyeballs have Excel spreadsheet cell borders burned into them after 11 years of working with that darn thing. <\/li>\n<li>I just jumped out of bed because I had an Excel epiphany, and I had to verify if the formula usage would actually work. It totally does. <\/li>\n<li>One thing guaranteed to give me a headache: Excel Spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>just for fun&#8230; aaaarrgh, no i&#8217;m still at work and just messed up an important excel sheet (my own fault&#8230;) <\/li>\n<li>My company work Excel files all have macros that burn down when I most need them, popping out treasury errors and messages&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>3 hours of Excel. Oh my God. <\/li>\n<li>Uh-oh! Just opened Excel to start making a coffee-related spreadsheet. Slippery slope! <\/li>\n<li>A good spreadsheet ages like the kind of cheese that makes children run from the room. <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re mother bakes pie charts in Hell!, bwa ha ha &#8211; possessed Excel sheet <\/li>\n<li>not a good day at work. Thank you godaddy hosting, excel 2003 and joomla. <\/li>\n<li>I am &quot;knocking 7 bells out of&quot; Excel today. Named ranges with formulas &#8211; Excel, you will work the way I want you to!!! <\/li>\n<li>Hate seeing people wasting time. Guy opposite on the train is manually adding up rows on time sheets, page after page. Human spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you jump out of bed to work on Excel problems, you might want to keep a coffee-related workbook close by. And maybe something for a headache. Another can&#8217;t miss idea: a zine about spreadsheet design called &quot;8pt Verdana.&quot; Centerfold is a huge pivot table. Waiting for an acquaintance to come by so I can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20101026\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}