{"id":602,"date":"2010-10-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/28\/excel-twitter-20101028\/"},"modified":"2010-10-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101028","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/28\/excel-twitter-20101028\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101028"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image22.png\" width=\"133\" height=\"119\" \/> Yesterday was a very spiritual experience for some Excel tweeters, with God and angels and biblical proportions involved. On the secular side, there was time travel, chocolate and world domination.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boss: &quot;I love Excel. It&#8217;s like chocolate. So good.&quot; Me: &quot;Freak.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Afternoon wasn&#8217;t productive at all &lt;_&lt; Took almost 2 hours to figure out how to label the axis on an excel chart&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>&quot;Color workbook tabs are no available on Macintosh Excel of any version.&quot; AAAAAARGHHHHHHH! *&amp;*$! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Bill Gates, Thanks for Excel which makes me look super smart to old people. Love me, the girl who went to art school. <\/li>\n<li>why on earth would office not work with parental controls enabled? Odd. Now my 4 yr old can&#8217;t do my accounts in excel. Rats \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m reasonably sure the guy that created the VLOOKUP command in Excel doesn&#8217;t follow me, but if he does, just wanted to say I love you. <\/li>\n<li>Thank you Google Spreadsheet for being there for me when Excel continued to crash. Saved my day! <\/li>\n<li>I had one of those ultraproductive days and no one noticed. Sometimes it&#8217;s lonely being Spreadsheet Girl. <\/li>\n<li>Woke up feeling I could change the world, now working at it. one excel workbook at a time. <\/li>\n<li>oh god &#8211; save me from the spreadsheets &#8211; I do not know or care what a pivot table is. <\/li>\n<li>I think of every Excel spreadsheet I see as an angel, sent from God to remind us that we haven&#8217;t written enough web apps yet. <\/li>\n<li>Doing work in excel is like having coffee with an old friend. #foundmycalling <\/li>\n<li>I decided the best form of action is to stare blankly at an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Oops, saved my super awesome complex Excel spreadsheet with sums and all as a csv. Needless to say it is now simply numbers&#8230; Poo! <\/li>\n<li>You can have all my Excel work, ever. <\/li>\n<li>Constructed a pivot table of biblical proportions. 800K+ rows of data at my finger tips now muwhaha. I WILL RULE THE WORLD! <\/li>\n<li>every day at work, i dont work. i sit on here when i hear my boss&#8217; footsteps i pull up excel as though i was&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m pretty sure this excel spreadsheet is going to let people travel through time when I&#8217;m done with it. #Complicated <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was a very spiritual experience for some Excel tweeters, with God and angels and biblical proportions involved. On the secular side, there was time travel, chocolate and world domination. Boss: &quot;I love Excel. It&#8217;s like chocolate. So good.&quot; Me: &quot;Freak.&quot; Afternoon wasn&#8217;t productive at all &lt;_&lt; Took almost 2 hours to figure out how &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/28\/excel-twitter-20101028\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101028&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}