{"id":604,"date":"2010-10-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/29\/excel-twitter-20101029\/"},"modified":"2010-10-29T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101029","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/29\/excel-twitter-20101029\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101029"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image23.png\" width=\"149\" height=\"122\" \/> Excel is relaxing, and calming, and can put you to sleep. But try to stay alert, so you&#8217;ll remember why you created that new, blank workbook.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>why does searching the help in excel take me to books I can buy? did they abolish their help within excel? #MSSUCKS <\/li>\n<li>Falling asleep in class. 3 hrs of mapping transportation models in excel is not what I picture after a long day at work <\/li>\n<li>My mum just emailed me a spreadsheet for my Sydney visit! #whatswithmumsandspreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>OH GOD PIE CHARTS. FROM EXCEL. ON POWERPOINT. WITH 20 CATEGORIES #seriouslyjustreadsometufte #intscotland <\/li>\n<li>i THINK i may have just convinced excel to do what i wanted. hopefully it&#8217;s also what my boss wanted. <\/li>\n<li>creating a excel decision tree for a Winery. Seems only proper I do so while enjoying a glass(or two) of wine. Sometimes I do love B-School <\/li>\n<li>I have a an empty Microsoft Excel worksheet open but now totally forgot why I opened it. :-\/ <\/li>\n<li>Dominating some Excel and VBA today. Feels good to code every now and again. <\/li>\n<li>Heading to coffee shop to work on an excel model &#8211; truly sad how much fun I find this! #spreadsheetGeek <\/li>\n<li>death by excel spreadsheet&#8230;remember for my obituary <\/li>\n<li>Disturbed by the fact that I&#8217;m enjoying my #accounting class. I&#8217;ve reached the point in my life where #Excel is relaxing. Probably not good. <\/li>\n<li>Believe it or not, working on an Excel spreadsheet late into the night with headphones on is quite calming. <\/li>\n<li>My brain is in that buzzing can&#8217;t write stage, which is not good for review deadlines, but great for excel stats for work. <\/li>\n<li>I think about Excel, and solving problems at work while I run&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I am always suspicious of people that are overly eager to work in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Why does staring at excel spreadsheets make me so damn sleepy? <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes Excel gives me anxiety attacks <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel is relaxing, and calming, and can put you to sleep. 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