{"id":606,"date":"2010-10-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/30\/excel-twitter-20101030\/"},"modified":"2010-10-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101030","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/30\/excel-twitter-20101030\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101030"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/image24.png\" width=\"172\" height=\"110\" \/> Ah yes, a &quot;minor change&quot; to an Excel file, that leads to drinking. That can happen when you work at a yo-you company. Or anywhere else!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The face is currently submerged in an Excel workbook. What a way to start a Friday&#8230; It&#8217;s datalicious, baby : ) <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a friday night, time to get down and dirty making a complex formula driven excel spreadsheet, for fun <\/li>\n<li>Excel hates me, I&#8217;ve put everything in correctly and the total is still wrong &#8211; how? <\/li>\n<li>earbuds in. excel spreadsheet on. let&#8217;s do the damn thing. <\/li>\n<li>You work at a Yo-yo company&#8230; -words I never want to hear outside of this Excel lab. <\/li>\n<li>that&#8217;s OK. go comfort yourself with a nice Excel pivot table or something&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>7 hours of fraudulent financial statements and my brain no longer works. When I look at the wall I see an outline of an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>One sign of aging: Largely stopped using the &quot;Fit Selection&quot; option in Excel to cram more spreadsheet onto screen. #firstworldproblems <\/li>\n<li>action shot of me? like&#8230;in front of a spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>watching a google spreadsheet fill itself out is trippy <\/li>\n<li>Really wish I had Excel to do math for me when I was a kid. I love you, you ugly, weird program. <\/li>\n<li>A co-worker has a real live slide rule. He brings it out to remind me that an Excel spreadsheet isn&#8217;t a true engineering tool. <\/li>\n<li>I am looking at the most horribly formatted Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve ever seen. <\/li>\n<li>Is it really weird that I&#8217;m making an excel spreadsheet for my eating schedule while I&#8217;m in NYC?? #foodie <\/li>\n<li>Am using an Excel worksheet to compare air fares xD Never knew how misleading all these ads are &gt;&lt; <\/li>\n<li>Your &quot;minor change&quot; to this Excel sheet will actually require three hours and two glasses of scotch. <\/li>\n<li>I could create an entire Flickr group with &quot;stupid Excel warnings&quot;. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah yes, a &quot;minor change&quot; to an Excel file, that leads to drinking. That can happen when you work at a yo-you company. Or anywhere else! The face is currently submerged in an Excel workbook. What a way to start a Friday&#8230; It&#8217;s datalicious, baby : ) It&#8217;s a friday night, time to get down &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/10\/30\/excel-twitter-20101030\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101030&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}