{"id":616,"date":"2010-11-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/04\/excel-twitter-20101104\/"},"modified":"2010-11-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-04T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/04\/excel-twitter-20101104\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101104"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image3.png\" width=\"136\" height=\"110\" \/> If your boss went to celebrate at the Giants parade, leaving you with an Excel file that&#8217;s due by noon, try eating some chocolate. It might not help, but can&#8217;t hurt!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Trying to teach yourself Excel in order to create a spreadsheet due by noon is NOT the bizness!!! Dayumn! <\/li>\n<li>someone teach me how to do a spreadsheet please. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Accountant knowledge does not equate to being able to write code. Please stop with the beastly Excel Macros! #StuckInHardcodedHell <\/li>\n<li>I love making excel spreadsheets! It makes me feel clever \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>Making an Excel spreadsheet of my symptoms for my Friday dr. appointment. I WANTED to use a Venn Diagram, but couldn&#8217;t make it work. <\/li>\n<li>WTF!!! I&#8217;m about to take a nap when my boss called at 6:25pm asking me how to insert a column in excel!! And now I can&#8217;t sleep <\/li>\n<li>The line chart in excel is useless. Use xy scatter. The sooner a student learns this the better off they will be. <\/li>\n<li>I enjoy going to work&#8230;.mainly because I get to work with excel puzzles. <\/li>\n<li>Tricks for &#8217;07 users! In Excel , make a line chart. Now try to switch the X and Y axises. It&#8217;s not nearly as easy as you&#8217;d think! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not going to get through this spreadsheet without chocolate. It&#8217;s THAT bad. <\/li>\n<li>no, no, no&#8230; you have to let Excel know you&#8217;re the boss. Excel already has an attitude, don&#8217;t make it worse. <\/li>\n<li>Normally I love Excel but today it&#8217;s just ticking me off. There&#8217;s no reason why it should crash every time I click on a chart!! <\/li>\n<li>big #Fail shuout to my boss for going to the #SFGiants parade tomorrow and leave me to do the excel report \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>The Pivot Table of Horrors? Wasn&#8217;t that a film? <\/li>\n<li>Learnt how to use vlookup in excel today! What was that about old dogs and new tricks? Might try pivot tables soon! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m playing &quot;Duck Duck Duck Goose&quot; with Excel worksheet names. Seems someone misnamed a worksheet and has caused my entire script to crash. <\/li>\n<li>I have an excel spreadsheet called the &#8216;Nixon list&#8217; &#8211; how cool is that? #itsworkrelated #canttalkaboutit <\/li>\n<li>Excel is also a loaded term. I guess &quot;Lag behind as you become mired in spreadsheet hell&quot; was taken. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is behaving today as if it is high on weed. :\/ <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your boss went to celebrate at the Giants parade, leaving you with an Excel file that&#8217;s due by noon, try eating some chocolate. It might not help, but can&#8217;t hurt! Trying to teach yourself Excel in order to create a spreadsheet due by noon is NOT the bizness!!! 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