{"id":621,"date":"2010-11-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/06\/excel-twitter-20101106\/"},"modified":"2010-11-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-06T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/06\/excel-twitter-20101106\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101106"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image4.png\" width=\"128\" height=\"128\" \/> If you could have one new Excel feature for Christmas, would it be a 3D scatter chart? Of course, if I had a dollar for every data dump, I could buy anything that I wanted!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>On a couiple of my work reports, I make nice black boxes on Excel, then with a brand new hi-lighter, I, all of sudden ,become Piet Mondrian. <\/li>\n<li>Stephen Hawking actually theorizes that the universe IS one big #Excel spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>if I had a buck for every time I had to dump tables in to an Excel sheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>i find stats beautiful. bar graphs, pie charts, all that good stuff. love it. and a perfectly executed excel spreadsheet? woah. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve ordered myself an access and excel book for work as I&#8217;m so crap with them&#8230; I bet they go and upgrade from 2003 now&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Quick Excel chart question turned into 1.5 hours away from my desk. I actually didn&#8217;t mind it at all. #TalesFromTheCubicle <\/li>\n<li>Bored at work! Sick of callin these hospitals! Sick of Access and especially Excel! But there&#8217;s breakfast in the board room lol so Im good! <\/li>\n<li>I need wine. i think if i had a glass of wine, my excel spreadsheet would look 10 x sexier. someone fetch me wine please. #cheapwinewilldo <\/li>\n<li>Just made a pay rate calculator using excel to use at my office. My boss was stunned. #thankyoubasicmath <\/li>\n<li>How many Microsoft employees does it take to figure out Pivot Tables in Excel? Let u know when we get enough! <\/li>\n<li>I have to vlook-up how to get out of this stupid excel training course I am in <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 2010&#8230; come on Excel&#8230; all I want for Christmas is a 3d scatter chart, it&#8217;s not too hard! I don&#8217;t want to have to fire up Processing! <\/li>\n<li>You know what feels good? Quitting out of Excel. A useful tool for doing things I do not love to do. <\/li>\n<li>Dear excel, stop automatically converting 5 digit numbers to dates, its very annoying. Love, A. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t stand to look at another excel spreadsheet. And I can&#8217;t believe its 3:18am and I&#8217;m not even sleepy. <\/li>\n<li>Got an Excel spreadsheet question via txt from my little brother. Trying to remember if that was our secret code that he&#8217;d been kidnapped&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Right, my death certificate is going to say either &quot;Stupid people&quot; or &quot;Excel&quot; in the cause of death column. Possibly &quot;Stupid Excel people.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>YOu have new Excel? Oh, you will LOVE it (said w\/LOTS of sarcasm). I&#8217;m using it too. Hair turning grey&#8230;. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you could have one new Excel feature for Christmas, would it be a 3D scatter chart? Of course, if I had a dollar for every data dump, I could buy anything that I wanted! On a couiple of my work reports, I make nice black boxes on Excel, then with a brand new hi-lighter, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/06\/excel-twitter-20101106\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101106&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}