{"id":626,"date":"2010-11-09T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/09\/excel-twitter-20101109\/"},"modified":"2010-11-09T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/09\/excel-twitter-20101109\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101109"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image6.png\" width=\"158\" height=\"145\" \/> You&#8217;ve probably had some less than ideal jobs, but were you ever locked in a closet to work on Excel? Now that&#8217;s an exercise in torture!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Such a serious work environment. I walked by every laptop in there and saw nothing but emails and excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>Have got a full on spreadsheet going for Xmas presents and budget. It will all go out of the window by the time I come to buy any of it <\/li>\n<li>there are eight reasons on #WrongDiagnosis.com for numb buttocks. all you need to do is close #Excel and get up for crying out Pete&#8217;s sake! <\/li>\n<li>Do people actually use Excel to make charts &amp; graphs? It&#8217;s like an exercise in torture. <\/li>\n<li>Stupid box &amp; whisker plots, why don&#8217;t want use hand draw so much faster &amp; easier, excel so chimalogy &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I think I love Excel too much. Have spent morning creating formulae to do things it would be quicker to do manually, but less fun. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel functions. No need to look through 10 numbers for a max or min. Can I look through 10 numbers? Yes. But I don&#8217;t have to. <\/li>\n<li>boredom resulted in finding the bottom right corner of the excel spreadsheet&#8230; cell XFD1048576 this is what uni assignments lead to&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>yikes, I once had a dream that I lived in an Excel spreadsheet. Thanks for reminding me! #nightmare <\/li>\n<li>Just discovered an excel function which can randomly pick my countries for me. My life is literally complete. I love you excel. I am a geek. <\/li>\n<li>I love how every time i explain my microsoft excel problem to someone, they shut up and are just as confused as me. <\/li>\n<li>Ah Excel, my one true love&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>i don&#8217;t get to do fun things. they just lock me in a closet to work on excel all day :\\ <\/li>\n<li>Seems like my version of Excel has become self aware&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The guy sitting in front of me at the coffeeshop is really good at making Excel charts and is listening to James Brown&#8217;s &quot;The Boss.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I password protected my Christmas spreadsheet last year &amp; now can&#8217;t remember what the damn thing is! Anyone know how to hack Excel? <\/li>\n<li>Currently melting my head with MS Excel formulas, they better work now. <\/li>\n<li>Task based UI is what differentiates a decent application from a spreadsheet (amongst other factors) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Box and Whisker Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/09\/29\/airport-security-times-in-excel-box-plot\/\">Box and Whisker Chart<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve probably had some less than ideal jobs, but were you ever locked in a closet to work on Excel? Now that&#8217;s an exercise in torture! Such a serious work environment. I walked by every laptop in there and saw nothing but emails and excel sheets. Have got a full on spreadsheet going for Xmas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/09\/excel-twitter-20101109\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101109&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}