{"id":647,"date":"2010-11-19T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T05:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/19\/excel-twitter-20101119\/"},"modified":"2010-11-19T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T05:05:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101119","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/19\/excel-twitter-20101119\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101119"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image14.png\" width=\"120\" height=\"113\" \/> After all your mother has done for you, surely you can give her a bit of help with Excel. It seems easier than moving to Mars &#8212; but I haven&#8217;t met your mom. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have a love hate relationship with excel. It can do so much yet so little at the same time! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m creating bar charts and pie charts on excel for the first time since year 9 maths lessons. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really lost right now. I need some help. I&#8217;ve been defeated by a damn pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Dammit. I really hope no one has won the Grand Lotto jackpot yet. Time to go back to my Excel worksheet and &quot;strategize.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Is there a quick way to make text uppercase in Excel without a stupid plugin? Seems like something that should be built in. <\/li>\n<li>Lorrie told me I would be fired if she didn&#8217;t see me staring at graphs and pivot tables all day in excel. I cried, a little. <\/li>\n<li>another thing Excel can&#8217;t do &#8216;out-of-the-box&#8217;: plotting text lables (from a third column) for scatter plots\/bubble charts #fail #excel <\/li>\n<li>stupid old excel not being able to read new excel files. horrid microsoft don&#8217;t you have enough money already?! <\/li>\n<li>WHAT DO I EVEN MAKE EXCEL CHARTS FOR IF I DON&#8217;T USE THEM!? <\/li>\n<li>Just finished teaching a FULL DAY course on MS Excel Pivot Tables. Need to cleanse. <\/li>\n<li>my boss was showing me how to do the monthly report on Excel a week or two ago &#8211; he got out his CALCULATOR to add columns. <\/li>\n<li>Excel: because a trip with Audrey is not complete until I make a chart mapping our every move and expense. <\/li>\n<li>In order to get more hours at work, let&#8217;s hope I can learn Excel quickly today. Never been good with accounting type stuff. <\/li>\n<li>Aching to pivot table some day of week \/ hrs of sunlight \/ sunrise time \/ volume of caffeine beverage sales for the last 12 months. <\/li>\n<li>Come on Myles. Pretend you&#8217;re Zuckerberg, plug yourself in, down some Red Bull and code like a mad man. Only it&#8217;s Excel and vlookups <\/li>\n<li>I love you Excel 2010. You complete me &#8230; or at least my annual profit projections. <\/li>\n<li>if my mom ever starts to work in Excel, I am emigrating&#8230; To China or preferably Mars <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After all your mother has done for you, surely you can give her a bit of help with Excel. It seems easier than moving to Mars &#8212; but I haven&#8217;t met your mom. \ud83d\ude09 I have a love hate relationship with excel. It can do so much yet so little at the same time! I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/19\/excel-twitter-20101119\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101119&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}