{"id":649,"date":"2010-11-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/20\/excel-twitter-20101120\/"},"modified":"2010-11-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101120","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/20\/excel-twitter-20101120\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101120"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image15.png\" width=\"167\" height=\"142\" \/> Those Excel workbooks are getting ready for the holidays, and there are many late night sessions ahead. Take time for a latte, or another beverage of choice, in the middle of those mentally exhausting days.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Am working on my very 1st ever Excel worksheet. Yes. Laugh all you want. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is chugging away, handling millions upon millions of calculations in the workbook I don&#8217;t want to print and can&#8217;t seem to cancel <\/li>\n<li>My boss just told me to go and use excel to create a matrix? Apparently he thinks I&#8217;m Neo <\/li>\n<li>Gotta love those lazy vendors who are nitpicky about their reports b\/c they are 2 dumb\/lazy 2 delete a column or hit the SUM button in excel <\/li>\n<li>received spreadsheet from hubby to do quote from it has no name or address on it #giveusaclue #playingdetective #makemylifeeasywhydontyou <\/li>\n<li>Know a way to make my excel worksheet stop scrolling. I can delete the scrollbar but it still scrolls every time I breath on the mouse! <\/li>\n<li>just successfully ran a VLookup formula in Excel! The day is ours! <\/li>\n<li>I created an excel workbook with so many complicated formulas and lookups that it takes 30+ mins to save &#8211; time for a latte while I wait <\/li>\n<li>In other news, we are doing Secret Santa at work. One particularly anal colleague has just prepared an Excel Spreadsheet with her likes&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I just made my very first Pivot Table (all by myself!) &amp; was about to start the vlookup, and then BOOM, power cut! It&#8217;s all gone \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Oh, and I also hate late-night emails from the boss about Excel and Excel-related things. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure all you consultant kids will love this&#8230; @loongstoryshort: Guitar hero but for all the excel monkeys out there | www.excelhero.net <\/li>\n<li>Can put an airplane engine together but can&#8217;t filter an excel pivot table. Great. <\/li>\n<li>Wish my boss would realise that I&#8217;ve had ZERO excel training. I just don&#8217;t know how to do some of the stuff he wants me to do!! <\/li>\n<li>Did I just spend most of the afternoon making an elaborate Thanksgiving cooking spreadsheet? Maybe. <\/li>\n<li>im really struggling to remember those calculation things to calculate stuff on Excel. this is going to be REAL problem in solving problems. <\/li>\n<li>Wow, what a mentally exhausting day at work. Had to stare at an excel spread sheet for hours looking for mistakes in the data. I need a nap! <\/li>\n<li>I just coded the most amazing Excel workbook ever. Seriously, it can almost think on its own. It might be a cylon&#8230; Frak. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those Excel workbooks are getting ready for the holidays, and there are many late night sessions ahead. Take time for a latte, or another beverage of choice, in the middle of those mentally exhausting days. Am working on my very 1st ever Excel worksheet. Yes. Laugh all you want. Excel is chugging away, handling millions &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/20\/excel-twitter-20101120\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101120&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}