{"id":651,"date":"2010-11-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20101122\/"},"modified":"2010-11-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20101122\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 15px 15px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image16.png\" width=\"132\" height=\"94\" \/> Using Excel to plan your Thanksgiving dinner does not destroy your soul. Showing your boss how to insert a CD might do that. Anyway, just hide in bed for a while, or have some bacon, and you&#8217;ll feel better.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Making a excel spreadsheet relationship chart. This will be epic. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Tech Support, When I click on Excel my PC hisses + sprays acid from the CD tray. Ctrl+Alt+Del didn&#8217;t work. Running Windows Vista. Help? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve worked w\/ some great project mgrs in my life; they would all be impressed by the spreadsheet I&#8217;m using to plan my Thansgiving shopping. <\/li>\n<li>Wow, my #excel skills surprise me tonight. I love it when a formula works. How geeky is it that I think this is super cool? <\/li>\n<li>I had a blast working with pivot tables and vlookup in #excel today. New stuff is cool! <\/li>\n<li>to do list: work on a model (unfortunately the excel kind), run 5k and get a hair-cut. <\/li>\n<li>I have begun Christmas shopping&#8230; by which I mean that I&#8217;ve created a blank Excel spreadsheet called &#8216;presents.xls&#8217;. <\/li>\n<li>Thinking about organizing my porn collection via Excel spreadsheet. Not the best use of my time, but I&#8217;ve been double buying lately&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The weeks highlights work wise were showing my manager firstly how to insert a cd into the pc &amp; secondly how to expand a field in Excel <\/li>\n<li>What is this, Excel? I last saved my document on 1st January 1601? #weirdo <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/38jfcm\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/38jfcm<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I need to attach a breathalyzer to my computer. last year I found a spreadsheet in my classwork folder called &quot;ass lab&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I can now report abuse when in Google Docs. Thanks Google. That spreadsheet has been bullying me. <\/li>\n<li>Old Friends episode and Chandler&#8217;s bragging about a laptop with a 500MB hard-drive and &quot;built-in spreadsheet capabilities&quot;. Sah-weet. <\/li>\n<li>Avoiding a spreadsheet, thinking about an Xmas campaign, coffee, bacon. <\/li>\n<li>I must admit they help when you figure em out! I think there are secret pivot table elves behind every excel cell \ud83d\ude42 lol <\/li>\n<li>Top 5 #PowerPivot questions asked at #techdays_ca #Toronto #Ottawa. #1. Does everyone need #Excel 2010? No, only your report writers <\/li>\n<li>i totally get excel. for the most part. contemplating doing some work <\/li>\n<li>in bed, avoiding mom who wants to discuss her excel spreadsheet. hahaha. <\/li>\n<li>An Excel spreadsheet for Thanksgiving Dinner planning. I&#8217;ve lost my soul. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Using Excel to plan your Thanksgiving dinner does not destroy your soul. Showing your boss how to insert a CD might do that. Anyway, just hide in bed for a while, or have some bacon, and you&#8217;ll feel better. Making a excel spreadsheet relationship chart. This will be epic. 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