{"id":653,"date":"2010-11-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/23\/excel-twitter-20101123\/"},"modified":"2010-11-22T16:24:04","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T21:24:04","slug":"excel-twitter-20101123","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/23\/excel-twitter-20101123\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101123"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image17.png\" width=\"120\" height=\"132\" \/> Yes, those Excel files can keep you up all night, just like your kids do (did?). Maybe some magic and\/or dragons would scare them away &#8212; the Excel files, not the kids!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My spreadsheet records marks for quality, quantity and variety of scones, cream, jam and tea. Part of my quest for the ultimate cream tea. <\/li>\n<li>Making a long laborious spreadsheet of all completed dragon orders so that I can find you all more quickly then flipping through folder&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I used to say that life is one big Excel spreadsheet, but I was wrong. Life is in fact one big disputed invoice. <\/li>\n<li>Aha! It wasn&#8217;t Excel 97, it was the circular reference the engineer who built this chart programmed <\/li>\n<li>So, will #googlerefine help me clean up this excel sheet that I need to load into excel? (bit of charity work so I get to heaven) <\/li>\n<li>I curse by boss who has had me stair at an excel sheet all damn day! I swear I don&#8217;t knw how I&#8217;m gona drive home! :s <\/li>\n<li>Trying to explain that a) Microsoft Excel is not a real web browser, and b) I can&#8217;t work actual magic. <\/li>\n<li>Birthday done and dusted, its now time to turn my attentions to the Christmas Gifts Spreadsheet :S <\/li>\n<li>Why do I work with people who believe an Excel spreadsheet is a great place to store text? <\/li>\n<li>Apparently Pito Salas invented pivot tables. Scary how much time I spend in Excel. Had to check who to credit &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/d7PrCf\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/d7PrCf<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Thanksgiving countdown begins-created an excel cooking sched. so stove &amp; oven time accounted for! &amp; yes I need, nay love, the spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I have not yet had enough to coffee to manipulate the pivot tables in my Thanksgiving planning Excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>(And when I say database, I really mean Excel spreadsheet. But that&#8217;s what I mostly use for databases these days&#8230;) <\/li>\n<li>Oh golly gee, I&#8217;m having such fun manipulating data in Excel using pivot tables. Don&#8217;t mind the blood oozing from my eyes, it&#8217;s normal. <\/li>\n<li>The monstrosity of this Excel spreadsheet is making me feel like an accounting major. #MyHeadHurts. Where is my Snickers flavored coffee? <\/li>\n<li>Today I will be breaking open the Xmas present spreadsheet &amp; working on costing it all up. Xmas is too much like a bloody job for my liking! <\/li>\n<li>I &quot;went to bed&quot; over two hours ago, yet I&#8217;m still working on this pricing spreadsheet. My business is the &quot;child&quot; that keeps me up at night. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, those Excel files can keep you up all night, just like your kids do (did?). Maybe some magic and\/or dragons would scare them away &#8212; the Excel files, not the kids! My spreadsheet records marks for quality, quantity and variety of scones, cream, jam and tea. Part of my quest for the ultimate cream &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/23\/excel-twitter-20101123\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101123&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":654,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions\/654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}