{"id":656,"date":"2010-11-24T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-24T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/24\/excel-twitter-20101124\/"},"modified":"2010-11-24T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T05:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/24\/excel-twitter-20101124\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101124"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 35px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image18.png\" width=\"109\" height=\"93\" \/> Poor Excel is having a bad day &#8211; hated by some, accused of basism, and I don&#8217;t know as much French as I should, but &quot;je te vomis&quot; doesn&#8217;t sound too flattering. Good thing a few people are having fun with their Christmas spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My computer just took 23 mins to load an excel doc. And the boss says I have a poor work ethic. Seriously. #todayisshit <\/li>\n<li>i love november. it&#8217;s when i get to prep a new worksheet in my excel database for finances. 2011, here we come! <\/li>\n<li>Obsessing over how to make my excel charts even sexier than they are now <\/li>\n<li>Ha! MS Excel just warned me there will be &quot;minor loss of fidelity&quot; when I save this workbook. When do I expect major loss of fidelity? <\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables used to be so easy&#8230; with the new version of Excel they&#8217;re impossible! <\/li>\n<li>Working on budget spreadsheets, it&#8217;s how I roll. Stupid Office 2011 for Mac, Excel keeps randomly crashing while selecting multiple cells. <\/li>\n<li>Busy discovering new Pivot Table features in Excel 2010 &#8212; amazing stuff! <\/li>\n<li>I hate #Excel so much. It&#8217;s not that I can&#8217;t sort the data correctly&#8230; it&#8217;s just I hate staring at spreadsheets. #sigh <\/li>\n<li>4th time already today that #excel is recovering my document <\/li>\n<li>really excel? you call vertical bar charts &quot;column&quot; charts? <\/li>\n<li>Finally learned how to use pivot tables in Excel. Didn&#8217;t realize they were just like GROUP BY in SQL. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel, je te vomis. <\/li>\n<li>My husband is horrible with spreadsheets. He is insisting that he do our budget spreadsheet &amp; he&#8217;s driving me nuts. <\/li>\n<li>Early start to deal w\/ month-end madness &amp; other stuff dreamed up by fantasists w\/ a love affair for excel &amp; powerpoint. <\/li>\n<li>Me #Christmas shopping stress ? Heck naw Got an #Excel sheet going with formulas, cond. fmtng(Can&#8217;t let that cell go RED)and remindersBooyah <\/li>\n<li>auto filters. Or if I&#8217;m lucky, at pivot table. I think it may be best if I avoid SUMIF altogether. SUMPRODUCT is right out. <\/li>\n<li>I need to make a spreadsheet. I feel all mathematical. <\/li>\n<li>you might be a geek if you&#8217;re annoyed that a spreadsheet application doesn&#8217;t support hexadecimal as a type of &#8216;number&#8217; &#8211; #Excel is basist! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Excel is having a bad day &#8211; hated by some, accused of basism, and I don&#8217;t know as much French as I should, but &quot;je te vomis&quot; doesn&#8217;t sound too flattering. Good thing a few people are having fun with their Christmas spreadsheets. My computer just took 23 mins to load an excel doc. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/24\/excel-twitter-20101124\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101124&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}