{"id":660,"date":"2010-11-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20101126\/"},"modified":"2010-11-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-26T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20101126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image20.png\" width=\"82\" height=\"114\" \/> It&#8217;s Black Friday in the USA, so nobody is working. Everyone is out shopping for bargains, or staying home to recuperate from Thursday&#8217;s enormous Thanksgiving dinner. In the rest of the world, the Excel work goes on, but at least you can see the weekend from here.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Actual work done so far today: Opened an excel spreadsheet, glanced at it. uhhh, that&#8217;s about it really. <\/li>\n<li>I just wanted to export a spreadsheet that didn&#8217;t insist on behaving like it was possessed by a demon. #MSOfficemomentofclarity <\/li>\n<li>Trying to make a 20,000-row pivot table. I may have killed Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, I hate you. You are a bad man. You wiped two hours of work from last night. You make me cry. Sincerely Yours, Chris <\/li>\n<li>Yeah. I&#8217;m just gonna write something up, wrangle with this damn Excel to make a chart and turn this mess in. <\/li>\n<li>I am not even joking. I may not seem like the type, but I love a good excel sheet <\/li>\n<li>Gotta love it. Lady comes in to work that sits next to me(I work in IT) and she&#8217;s been here oh 5 yrs and she finally gets excel for dummies <\/li>\n<li>Just found out one of our work processes involves screenshotting an Excel chart, pasting it into word, printing it and then faxing it <\/li>\n<li>Excel, I love you. Just not on the day before vacation. <\/li>\n<li>I have totally forgotten EVERYTHING about excel. Potential problem. <\/li>\n<li>excel was not made to like :-)) It&#8217;s made to be a reminder that being an adult + the obligation to work = suck \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>This is the greatest\/dorkiest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen. All the black Friday deals in a sortable Excel pivot table. #URWELCOME <\/li>\n<li>Stats are for losers &#8211; Coach Morris . . . can I apply this to the Excel charts I&#8217;m working on and call it a day? <\/li>\n<li>Excel is boring me.. Im bored of Pivot tables and standard deviations ughhh.. <\/li>\n<li>Okay so merging both heavy class weapons and light class weapons into the same spreadsheet wasn&#8217;t as easy as I thought&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Aaaaarggghh. I&#8217;m going mad typing people&#8217;s names in little boxes on a spreadsheet and getting it wrong <\/li>\n<li>Fought all evening with Excel Charts. Friggin crap cannot even display unit legend for an axis! Are we counting Euros, Days, Cows or what?! <\/li>\n<li>I think that they only keep me around at work because I can lift heavy things and do stuff in Excel. #andmymomownsthecompany <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Black Friday in the USA, so nobody is working. Everyone is out shopping for bargains, or staying home to recuperate from Thursday&#8217;s enormous Thanksgiving dinner. In the rest of the world, the Excel work goes on, but at least you can see the weekend from here. Actual work done so far today: Opened an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20101126\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101126&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}