{"id":662,"date":"2010-11-27T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/27\/excel-twitter-20101127\/"},"modified":"2010-11-27T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T05:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101127","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/27\/excel-twitter-20101127\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101127"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image21.png\" width=\"92\" height=\"114\" \/> UK Prime Minister David Cameron recently said, &quot;You cannot capture happiness on a spreadsheet any more than you can bottle it&quot; and that was the inspiration for a few Excel tweets yesterday. Elsewhere in the Excel world, people were finding happiness in merged cells and holiday lists.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>trying to untangle a spreadsheet. It&#8217;s like when you do the same with headphones and make them worse. <\/li>\n<li>Most astonishing thing I&#8217;ve seen this week: man updating Excel spreadsheet on laptop while walking along train platform in London rush hour. <\/li>\n<li>Developed a tool in MS Excel + VB Macros to track performance and prioritize tasks. Also, boss tested it &amp; appreciated! #GTD #WIN <\/li>\n<li>allright so I have it in an excel spreadsheet. Now what. <\/li>\n<li>Oh, neat. You CAN merge every cell on an Excel spreadsheet into one big cell. <\/li>\n<li>OH on black friday: &quot;this was on my excel spreadsheet of things to buy&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Apparently, with a little careless clicking, you can hide an entire Excel workbook, thereby nearly causing a cardiac arrest. Funsies! <\/li>\n<li>Cameron: &#8216;You cannot capture happiness on a spreadsheet&#8217;. Obviously he&#8217;s never succeeded in creating a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Change Worksheet Gridline Colors to Fit Your Mood <\/li>\n<li>love excel when it works. hate it when it doesnt <\/li>\n<li>My Christmas wishlist is enough to fill 2 excel spreadsheets! <\/li>\n<li>Currently, I am colour-coding the hell out of an excel spreadsheet. SCIENCE! <\/li>\n<li>shouldn&#8217;t have to be struggling with an excel graph while my christmas tree is going up in the next room. sad. <\/li>\n<li>Excel Overdose (Status Mood: left the office at 8pm on Friday) <\/li>\n<li>I have FINALLY worked out how to do with an Excel formula what a kludgey piece of VBA code has done for the past five years <\/li>\n<li>this iron bowl is too stressful to watch. i am going to work instead. there are fewer illegal procedures in excel. <\/li>\n<li>I hope we never upgrade to the new Excel at work. I will be obsolete. I can no longer make pivot tables make sense. No idea how this works. <\/li>\n<li>Please stand back. Extrem Excel Magick at work <\/li>\n<li>I feel a career change coming on &#8211; if only my Excel powers could be used for good instead of evil&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UK Prime Minister David Cameron recently said, &quot;You cannot capture happiness on a spreadsheet any more than you can bottle it&quot; and that was the inspiration for a few Excel tweets yesterday. Elsewhere in the Excel world, people were finding happiness in merged cells and holiday lists. trying to untangle a spreadsheet. It&#8217;s like when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/27\/excel-twitter-20101127\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101127&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}