{"id":665,"date":"2010-11-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20101130\/"},"modified":"2010-11-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20101130\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/image22.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"107\" \/> Wine, cheese and pivot tables &#8212; someone has discovered my secret! Now I&#8217;ll get back to work on that red and green Christmas budget workbook.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>unfortunately the only contact I have with Santa is to send him a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet of ratings once a week. <\/li>\n<li>I love that, when faced with a logistical problem, my dad&#8217;s first instinct is to create a massive Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>The excitement that is my life: I&#8217;m staring at a blank worksheet in Excel trying to plot a data table. Woo. <\/li>\n<li>Just edited over a spreadsheet i still need for a month whilst setting it up for 2011 cos Id dragged not copied it. <\/li>\n<li>Oh look, my boss deleted a 5 page spreadsheet with nothing but formulas in it. Guess who has to make it all over again. <\/li>\n<li>Delighted that all those red cells in my budget spreadsheet beautifully combine with the green ones to make Christmas colors. <\/li>\n<li>Wine, cheese and excel pivot tables #avgsundaynight <\/li>\n<li>I occasionally have trouble with Excel; need to slaughter goat on 1st full moon of Season of Wgythr. It&#8217;s in the EULA. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve got spreadsheet dyslexia. I can spot a typo in a word document at 20 yards but miss the most glaring excel errors. <\/li>\n<li>I created an excel spreadsheet with all my makeup\/cosmetics listed. I am so afraid I will buy something I already have. #hoarder <\/li>\n<li>Working on a massive spreadsheet that I hope the boss likes!! I&#8217;ve almost hit my max on excel capabilities&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t enter data into a spreadsheet like it&#8217;s a spreadsheet, then expect to work as a database. Ugh. <\/li>\n<li>Taking time off is nice but screwed at work now! Stuck doing day close, week close &amp; other close spreadsheet while everyone twiddles thumbs. <\/li>\n<li>Pesonal gold star &#8211; just figured out how to add drop-downs in an excel spreadsheet. *smug face* <\/li>\n<li>the only thing stopping me from finishing this report is that stupid graph on excel!!!! <\/li>\n<li>I just remembered why I love Microsoft Excel so much. Even though she got a HIDEOUS facelift a couple years ago, she&#8217;s still beautiful. <\/li>\n<li>Personal budget spreadsheet says I&#8217;ve spent exactly 42 cents more than I&#8217;ve earned this month. <\/li>\n<li>its amazing how much more organized your life feels after producing a wikid spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>is going through some code to spit out Excel docs. WTFs per minute are running high <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wine, cheese and pivot tables &#8212; someone has discovered my secret! Now I&#8217;ll get back to work on that red and green Christmas budget workbook. unfortunately the only contact I have with Santa is to send him a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet of ratings once a week. I love that, when faced with a logistical problem, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20101130\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101130&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}