{"id":669,"date":"2010-12-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/02\/excel-twitter-20101202\/"},"modified":"2010-12-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/02\/excel-twitter-20101202\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101202"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 20px 20px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/image.png\" width=\"104\" height=\"115\" \/> Of course you&#8217;ll never love PowerPoint like you love Excel. Trust Excel. Love Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Well, apparently I cannot trust my Excel spreadsheet&#8217;s math. I&#8217;m not out $600 for the month, thank you very much <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet is such a sexy word, it a pity to waste it on a budget. <\/li>\n<li>Did my mention that my Excel chart is also color coded? I dunno if I should be proud or ashamed. <\/li>\n<li>FAO FIFA Execs, if you&#8217;re taking bribes &amp; want to get away with it, step 1 is don&#8217;t let them be detailed on an Excel spreadsheet #Panarama <\/li>\n<li>i just want to be making out right now. but that&#8217;s not an appropriate reply when my boss asks if i can do a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Making a gannt chart in Excel and I&#8217;m getting super stoked. So many great things coming soon to an interweb near you. <\/li>\n<li>Okay, this is stupid but I can&#8217;t STAND when people send Excel workbooks with more than 1 sheet but only 1 is used. &gt;_&lt; Delete the others! <\/li>\n<li>Actual quote at the G house: &quot;Pull up a spreadsheet, we&#8217;re doing some calculations!&quot; (Related: We are NERDSSSS!) <\/li>\n<li>Excel doesn&#8217;t hate you. Excel doesn&#8217;t hate anyone. It is our benevolent table-mother. Trust Excel. Love Excel. <\/li>\n<li>College apps are so stressful. I have a freaking Excel chart to make myself feel accomplished and organized. That&#8217;s just sad. <\/li>\n<li>Know i need to do work, but i just can&#8217;t bring myself to open the spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I messed up this spreadsheet so thoroughly I&#8217;m going to leave work before I hurt something&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>powerpoint, will i ever love you like i loved excel? #careerchange <\/li>\n<li>New rule: You can&#8217;t complain about your computer being slow if you create and work in a 30MB Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t I know how to work excel?? I feel like an idiot! <\/li>\n<li>Umm..my boss just asked me if I&#8217;ve ever used excel before&#8230;seriously?? this is 2010 not 2000 <\/li>\n<li>I just created a spreadsheet for a spending bill in the house of reps. when I realized I was working with $ in the billions. Freak. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course you&#8217;ll never love PowerPoint like you love Excel. Trust Excel. Love Excel. Well, apparently I cannot trust my Excel spreadsheet&#8217;s math. I&#8217;m not out $600 for the month, thank you very much Spreadsheet is such a sexy word, it a pity to waste it on a budget. Did my mention that my Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/02\/excel-twitter-20101202\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101202&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}