{"id":673,"date":"2010-12-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/04\/excel-twitter-20101204\/"},"modified":"2010-12-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-04T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/04\/excel-twitter-20101204\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/image2.png\" width=\"78\" height=\"79\" \/> If John Legend had stuck with Excel, he could have had his 2.5 minutes of internet fame too. Too bad he switched to that career in music.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Microsoft #Excel: the &quot;XL&quot; stands for &quot;extra large&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Correction Excel is not my best friend today and has been replaced with a bacon bap, yes, much better #baconismyfriend <\/li>\n<li>I have no sympathy for my under-50 coworkers who do not know how to format a damn Excel spreadsheet. #gofigureitouteinstein <\/li>\n<li>So the idiot I work with pretty much just said that Microsoft Excel added wrong because what she manually added didn&#8217;t come out the same. <\/li>\n<li>I hate that running a big macro freezes me out from doing anything else in Excel until it&#8217;s done. #impatient <\/li>\n<li>Whoever &quot;accidentally&quot; deleted my Excel spreadsheet that took me 2 days to perfect, I put a plague on your household! #TwitterVent <\/li>\n<li>Got my 2.5 minutes of internet fame for my budget spreadsheet: <a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/V5reE\">http:\/\/goo.gl\/V5reE<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Still in the office becuz of 1 stupid excel file tt has not come to me. Cant ppl just work faster?!!! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, there is no circular reference in my worksheet. Please stop tormenting me with the help document&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I feel dirty. That was a 2MB Excel spreadsheet I just sent. And it was binary optimized, too. <\/li>\n<li>Shoutout to my Excel formula homies: concatenate, vlookup, pivot table&#8230;I love you guys. #latenightPPC <\/li>\n<li>Charts in excel 2010 (and 2007 for that matter) are ridiculous. It was crap in 2003 but I know how to work that! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been buried in excel spreadsheets but im ready to tweet again! <\/li>\n<li>Never really understood cricket or cricket scoring&#8230;seems to be one giant Excel spreadsheet&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Planning my winter meal&#8230;on a spreadsheet&#8230; geek much? \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>apparently I need to learn how to do a pivot table in excel? this report used to be easy. <\/li>\n<li>excel spreadsheets: their slogan should be &quot;OCD? Then you&#8217;ll love this.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Dear project team, please stop using the &quot;hide&quot; feature in Excel to obscure the useful information. kthxbai <\/li>\n<li>a few years ago, you could have hired @johnlegend to do your Excel pivot tables! <a href=\"http:\/\/ow.ly\/3j4FX\">http:\/\/ow.ly\/3j4FX<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Holiday Dinner Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Dinner-Planner.html\">Excel Holiday Dinner Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If John Legend had stuck with Excel, he could have had his 2.5 minutes of internet fame too. Too bad he switched to that career in music. Microsoft #Excel: the &quot;XL&quot; stands for &quot;extra large&quot;. Correction Excel is not my best friend today and has been replaced with a bacon bap, yes, much better #baconismyfriend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/04\/excel-twitter-20101204\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101204&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}